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Old 06-04-2009, 12:15 AM   #1
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So there you are in Glasgae, you've had a few too many, gotten into a fight with a lamp-post, and are waiting in A&E for the X-rays, and through your whiskey-haze you notice the guy on the seat across from you is a dwarf in a devil costume with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his wang. ... "Nurse? I think you may have overdosed my pain-killers"...
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:56 AM   #2
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Eyebrow shaver considered a weapon.

WTF?

and also WTF is an eyebrow shaver?
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Old 06-11-2009, 10:44 AM   #3
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This was years ago, but I found the link in an old email so I thought I should post it here, just in case we haven't seen it.




So there you are in Glasgae, you've had a few too many, gotten into a fight with a lamp-post, and are waiting in A&E for the X-rays, and through your whiskey-haze you notice the guy on the seat across from you is a dwarf in a devil costume with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his wang. ... "Nurse? I think you may have overdosed my pain-killers"...
Holy hell. Diet Dr Pepper really really hurts coming out ones nose. New keyboard please.

Carry on.
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:58 AM   #4
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Good question. Must be for uni-brows.
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:12 AM   #5
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The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported one school board member cut her finger on the device at a private meeting Tuesday and required stitches.
Guess it's not school-board-member safe.
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:37 AM   #6
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I cannot imagine how she (school board member) could cut herself on one of those. They barely cut your hair..... or so I'm told
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:40 AM   #7
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Probably took it apart. Not recommended for children under 3, or school board members.
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:05 PM   #8
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5 cops on paid leave after 1 flushes fetus

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MESA, Ariz. - Police in Arizona say five officers have been placed on paid leave after one allegedly flushed a fetus down a toilet.

Mesa Police Chief George Gascon (gas-KOHN') says four officers responding to a call about a possible miscarriage at a motel on Monday discovered a woman who apparently lost a fetus estimated to be 12 to 14 weeks old.

Gascon says an officer who wasn't at the motel instructed the four over the phone to flush the 4-inch fetus down the toilet rather than take it to a hospital.

A supervisor who was reading incident reports came across details about the disposal of the fetus and shared them with a superior.

Gascon says all five officers were placed on paid administrative leave pending an internal investigation.

He says police plan to forward the case to the Maricopa County Attorney's Office to see if prosecutors recommend charges.
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:12 PM   #9
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"well, it seemed like a good idea at the time."
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:16 PM   #10
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I say the mother was a hooker that one of the cops got pregnant.
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:55 PM   #11
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I say the mother was a hooker that one of the cops got pregnant.
Better if:
I say the mother was a hooker that one of the cops got pregnant. Looks like the birth of a new investigation. (Looks sideways and takes sunglasses off a la Horatio Caine.)
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:22 PM   #12
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Ooooh Flint - thats good - very good.

Damn you got a devious mind.
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:47 PM   #13
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That's some good police work there, Lou.
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Old 06-07-2009, 02:53 PM   #14
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STRAY dogs are commuting to and from a city centre on underground trains in search of food scraps.



http://classics.tumblr.com/post/96579206

or

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2372125.ece

I am not sure if I am believing these are wild dogs.
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:20 AM   #15
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** sigh **

...it's a dogs life.......
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