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Old 09-16-2010, 02:32 AM   #1
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They're the ones that came up with that new position called, Michael-row-your-bud-a whore.
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Old 09-16-2010, 08:02 AM   #2
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I'd support to making a movie with a dog butt fucking Michael Vick in the mouth.
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Old 09-18-2010, 03:32 AM   #3
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Old 09-18-2010, 08:08 AM   #4
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Ok, I admit it. I couldn't bring myself to kill the dog (what with me bein' a bleedin' heart liberal, an' all). But I WILL off this little kitteh if anyone (this means you) posts again! And I mean it!
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Old 09-18-2010, 11:25 AM   #5
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Old 09-18-2010, 12:54 PM   #6
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ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY B A N A N A P H O N E
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Old 09-18-2010, 05:32 PM   #7
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You missed two carriage returns, ya slacker.
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:25 AM   #8
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Old 09-19-2010, 09:01 AM   #9
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does this thread have a fatal peanut allergy?
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Old 09-19-2010, 09:04 AM   #10
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Do we care, thin the herd.
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Old 09-19-2010, 03:02 PM   #11
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I didn't have the peanut butter last night.



But I had the jelly.
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Old 09-19-2010, 07:43 PM   #12
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I didn't have the peanut butter last night.



But I had the jelly.
you should try Viagra
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Old 09-20-2010, 02:29 PM   #13
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you should try Viagra
That's not the problem. The problem is keeping my back in whack, so I doit again.

Tonight. I think I've been called for encore...(Happyhappyjoyjoyhappyhappyjoyjoy!!!!!)
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Old 09-20-2010, 03:40 PM   #14
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Needy Lesnicky: Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want Jennifer. So why chip? is it just to tick me off? or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer Check: I am not insecure Needy. God thats a joke, how could I ever be insecure. I was the snowflake queen.
Needy Lesnicky: Yeah two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer Check: I am still socially relevant.
Needy Lesnicky: And when you didnt need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer Check: I am going... to eat your soul... and shit it out Lesnicky!
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Old 10-05-2010, 09:14 AM   #15
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That's not the problem. The problem is keeping my back in whack, so I doit again.
Stop trying to be so macho, and make her do some of the work. It's ok for her to be on top sometimes. Buy the Kama Sutra, and practice all the positions a dozen times, until you agree on favorites that are easy on you both.

let's see, 64 x 12 = 768. Yeah, that ought to do it
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