We lost.

[lumberjim]

Originally Posted by dov

Some people enter a room, cyber or real, find themselves a safe vantage point, take notes on who is who and once they have a general idea of the people places and things, will get a toe wet, then a foot, then both, etc.

Other people, like me, enter a room, immediately push buttons, measures the responses, sits back a while and decides if this is home or not. It is my nature being a button-pushing, people studying, man.

Unbelievably, I am a funny guy. Lol

Time will tell.

(I like it here)



It wouldn’t hurt fixing my country if you paid your $8.1 billion imbalance with us.


On top of that, the $4 billion in illegal tariffs on our soft lumber you stole from us. $12.1 billion you owe us is not chicken feed and it would go far in remedying some of our meagre problems.

BTW, we have no problems. We make excellent igloos, and take care of our sled dogs.

ok. failure to answer the quiz is graded as a zero. the

Unbelievably, I am a funny guy. Lol

oxymoron costs you 5 points,
coming off as if you were in charge of your far superior country, and we are in charge of our theiving, deadbeat future third world country (how much of the $12.1b do I personally owe you, again?) costs you another 17

being an arrogant french canadian dickhead costs you 30

you come out of this with negative 156 points (triple bonus because you like little boys)

and in closing let me say .......welcome aboard, dickhead!

I have to give you credit for your insight. You do the math.
Thank you for the welcome.

(Your personal debt of the eight trillion is around $27,000.)

http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/

[capnhowdy]

and if you have a problem with Georgia Boys you can kiss my ass. Outside of that, Welcome to the Cellar. Have a nice day!

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

and if you have a problem with Georgia Boys you can kiss my ass. Outside of that, Welcome to the Cellar. Have a nice day!

I used to sell business-to-business, computers, software, and peripherals.
I did the east coast, phone work.
Georgia was my favourite, the receptionists, Georgia peaches, melted from my chocolate coated, British, French Canadian accent. They passed me through to wherever I wanted to go, effortlessly. I had them on hello.

Humility is not my strong suit.

Thank you, have a nice day yourself.

(I will pass on your ass invitation, ty)

[capnhowdy]

QUIZ TIME

[Undertoad]

You may always post whatever you like, but the judgement part never ends.

You may always post whatever you like, but the judgement part never ends.

How true! I get beat up about my horrid spelling on a regular basis. You'd think that after almost 3,000 mis-spelled posts, folks would have resigned themselves, but no-oh!

Anyhow, If you all have that much oil, you will soon be a protectorate like the Virgin Islands or something. Don't forget that we have Alaskans and Montanans who are also quite used to the cold. We also have Samoan lawyers for when things get REALLY tough!

So welcome, and don't worry about your government. It will be taking a turn for the worse in the near future!

[capnhowdy]

I thought "we lost" was what Georgia boys tell the cops when they're weaving and crossing the centerline.

[lumberjim]

dov, your quiz:

this is very important. it will effect how others view you from here on in. don't fuck it up.

1. what does the color blue smell like?

3. how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck?

4. are you gonna win?

5. ketchup or mustard on your hot dog?

6. what happened to question #2?

7. how many fingers am i holding up?

8. what's the most unheard of thing you've ever heard of?

9. what is the opposite of 'above me?'

10. how many keys are there on your keyboard?

[footfootfoot]

"The quizzical life of LumberJim"
the complete cellar quiz list now available in paperback!

Do you all see it? I see it, I see it!

It will be in print in time for xmas.

I wish I was an eccentric millionaire rather than an eccentric hundredaire.

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Originally Posted by dov

. . . not looking forward to becoming a State of America. I am not looking forward to becoming a part of the States anti-missal program . . .

Hey! We're not anti-Catholic! :p

[Radar]

I'm no fan of Bush or anyone who likes him, but exactly what is wrong with making a missile defense system? I think we should have had one decades ago. I'd like to make a defense system that was fool proof, and then give the plans to every single nation on earth so all missiles would be useless.

Originally Posted by Radar

I'm no fan of Bush or anyone who likes him, but exactly what is wrong with making a missile defense system?

Missile defence systems are useless against gorilla warfare, which I believe, such warfare in the States, will rival the suicide bombings of Israel, Iraq, and Afghanistan, combined, which the American citizen are not close to being emotionally prepared for. Instant code red and your country shuts down, not like Israel, when a bomb goes off in the shop next door, Israelis finish their dessert. I do not wish that fate on anyone, but I think it is inevitable. There is no need for any terrorist attacks on the homeland of the States at this time. I do not mean to offend anybody but it would be redundant, Bush is doing a fine job on destroying the States single handily. They are patient, AQ, but I agree with your ideal, Radar, making missiles impotent. Wish you could find a way to make suitcases impotent. Dirty bombs.

My personal ideal is no child should starve to death, anywhere in the world, or die of a disease because she or he was born where the medication to save her is a political issue and unavailable. Clinton recently negotiated with several pharmaceuticals to supply medication, which may be affordable to the so-called third world. It is a beginning. Bono, from U2 is also on that mission. I cling to hope.

[Happy Monkey]

Originally Posted by Radar

I'm no fan of Bush or anyone who likes him, but exactly what is wrong with making a missile defense system? I think we should have had one decades ago. I'd like to make a defense system that was fool proof, and then give the plans to every single nation on earth so all missiles would be useless.

From my perspective, there's no problem researching missile defense. Even if it never works, a lot of good technology can come out of it. But it doesn't work yet, and they want to deploy it, which is a stunning waste of money.