malicious gifting - Page 3

seakdivers · 12-08-2005, 11:37 AM

xoB - he does work from home!

At the door you'll be asked to give a hair & blood sample, a buccal swab will be taken, and you'll be set!

Last one to the theater room is a rotten egg!!

wolf · 12-08-2005, 10:19 PM

I have to know seak ... does he watch CSI and point out all the errors?

seakdivers · 12-08-2005, 11:40 PM

Wolf - Ooooh you have no idea. The errors are one thing, but it's the stuff they completely fabricate that really drives him crazy.
In the forensic community they call it the "CSI effect". It's a real problem when being in front of a jury, and they don't understand why you didn't pull out the "crimescenescanner2000" like they saw on CSI.

Yeah, you are going to have the person that processes the crime scene being the same person that processes the evidence in the lab (using magical powders, liquids & equipment that don't exist). Of course they are also investigating the suspect, and ultimately will be there for the arrest. You can almost hear the criminal saying "if it weren't for those meddling CSI guys, I would have gotten away with it!"

You have no idea of how many people really think it works that way.

Elspode · 12-09-2005, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

You've just made a very powerful enemy.

This coming from someone who has the Death Row theme from "Chicago" as their sig line...scary.

Trilby · 12-09-2005, 09:26 AM

Hey, Els! Thanks for noticing!

You all know that, deep down, I'm a pussycat.

melidasaur · 12-09-2005, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seakdivers

Wolf - Ooooh you have no idea. The errors are one thing, but it's the stuff they completely fabricate that really drives him crazy.
In the forensic community they call it the "CSI effect". It's a real problem when being in front of a jury, and they don't understand why you didn't pull out the "crimescenescanner2000" like they saw on CSI.

Yeah, you are going to have the person that processes the crime scene being the same person that processes the evidence in the lab (using magical powders, liquids & equipment that don't exist). Of course they are also investigating the suspect, and ultimately will be there for the arrest. You can almost hear the criminal saying "if it weren't for those meddling CSI guys, I would have gotten away with it!"

You have no idea of how many people really think it works that way.

I hear ya! Mr. Saur usually points out the poor pipetting technique used by the CSIs. Plus he's a chemist, so he pretty much knows how to use a pipette.

seakdivers · 12-09-2005, 11:10 AM

Don'tcha love it when they walk into the crime scene and pick something up with no gloves on (before photographing it mind you). Aaaarrrrgh!!

capnhowdy · 12-09-2005, 02:23 PM

CSI...The entire first season on DVD would be a malicious gift.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-09-2005, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Crazy Cluck!

Goddamnit, they're sold out.

richlevy · 12-10-2005, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

The Harem Grows.

A Harem? The ultimate malicious gift.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-10-2005, 10:10 PM

Not virtual Harems.

seakdivers · 12-11-2005, 12:09 PM

xoB - you should never look a gift harem in the mouth.

monster · 12-20-2005, 10:19 PM

I know my semi-estranged dad would take great delight in buying my three kids a drum kit if he could be bothered to shop for himself. But he can't, so he sends one check to cover all birthday presents and Christmas. Do I need counselling because I used it to get them a drum kit?

zippyt · 12-20-2005, 10:40 PM

Do I need counselling because I used it to get them a drum kit?

Considering the sorse of the cash !!!! No , I don't think so , sick and twisted , Yes , but He would probley WANT it that way !!!

seakdivers · 12-22-2005, 01:40 AM

Ok, I'm ruined. No kazoos in town at all. Every shop owner looked at me like I was crazy for wanting six of them, much less one.

I'm writing this down for next year.

12-08-2005, 10:19 PM	#32
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I have to know seak ... does he watch CSI and point out all the errors? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-09-2005, 09:26 AM	#35
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Hey, Els! Thanks for noticing! You all know that, deep down, I'm a pussycat. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-09-2005, 02:23 PM	#38
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	CSI...The entire first season on DVD would be a malicious gift. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

12-10-2005, 10:10 PM	#41
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not virtual Harems. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-20-2005, 10:19 PM	#43
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I know my semi-estranged dad would take great delight in buying my three kids a drum kit if he could be bothered to shop for himself. But he can't, so he sends one check to cover all birthday presents and Christmas. Do I need counselling because I used it to get them a drum kit? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-08-2005, 11:37 AM	#31
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	xoB - he does work from home! At the door you'll be asked to give a hair & blood sample, a buccal swab will be taken, and you'll be set! Last one to the theater room is a rotten egg!!

12-08-2005, 11:40 PM	#33
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Wolf - Ooooh you have no idea. The errors are one thing, but it's the stuff they completely fabricate that really drives him crazy. In the forensic community they call it the "CSI effect". It's a real problem when being in front of a jury, and they don't understand why you didn't pull out the "crimescenescanner2000" like they saw on CSI. Yeah, you are going to have the person that processes the crime scene being the same person that processes the evidence in the lab (using magical powders, liquids & equipment that don't exist). Of course they are also investigating the suspect, and ultimately will be there for the arrest. You can almost hear the criminal saying "if it weren't for those meddling CSI guys, I would have gotten away with it!" You have no idea of how many people really think it works that way.

12-09-2005, 11:10 AM	#37
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Don'tcha love it when they walk into the crime scene and pick something up with no gloves on (before photographing it mind you). Aaaarrrrgh!!

12-11-2005, 12:09 PM	#42
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	xoB - you should never look a gift harem in the mouth.

12-20-2005, 10:40 PM	#44
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Do I need counselling because I used it to get them a drum kit? Considering the sorse of the cash !!!! No , I don't think so , sick and twisted , Yes , but He would probley WANT it that way !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-22-2005, 01:40 AM	#45
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Ok, I'm ruined. No kazoos in town at all. Every shop owner looked at me like I was crazy for wanting six of them, much less one. I'm writing this down for next year.

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