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Old 10-06-2005, 08:18 PM   #1
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6. In a canoe floating down the West river in Vermont.
hey! That's like American Beer! Fucking close to water!


har

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Old 10-06-2005, 09:27 PM   #2
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hey! That's like American Beer! Fucking close to water!


har

har

har
heh heh heh

Actually, try that after a couple of bottles (750ml) of Ommegang from Cooperstown.

Fucking close to Valium. I'm slurring just thinking about it.

FROSTY ONES!!! Represent!
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Old 10-06-2005, 08:48 PM   #3
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--On a pool table, about 5 minutes before roommates came home.

--In my bedroom, as a teenager, with the bedroom door open and my father not 20 feet away in the livingroom.
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Old 10-06-2005, 09:20 PM   #4
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--On a pool table, about 5 minutes before roommates came home.
Wait, you lived in a bar? That's one way to avoid DWIs.

hee hee hee
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Old 10-07-2005, 07:30 PM   #5
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back of an AWACs plane over Iraq.
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Old 10-06-2005, 09:29 PM   #6
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And by the way LJ, did you and Jinx ever get the pinhole cameras? If so, did you ever make pictures or did you just use the cans to store pocket change?
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Old 10-07-2005, 01:04 AM   #7
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Okay, I havent had time to post lately, Work finally picked up. After nearly a week at not even glancing at the Cellar(I should be punished) I log in to find this question. SO here goes.

Graveyard, 2am, on top of a raised crypt, on the sea islands of the South Carolina coast. possibly one of the spookiest places I have every done the deed.

Second runner up however would have to be in the bench seat of my bosses work van. Used the backs of the front seats for leverage. Still cant get the driver seat to recline properly.
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:55 PM   #8
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And by the way LJ, did you and Jinx ever get the pinhole cameras? If so, did you ever make pictures or did you just use the cans to store pocket change?
jinx got them and sold them to some gypsies for big, big bucks!. thanks, sucker!

just kidding. they came, but i dont know what became of them. i think she was going to take them to school to expose them. this is really her's to answer, but she seems to be ducking the issue. do we suck? yes we do. is there an expiration date? can they still be used if they are still in the box they came in?
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Old 10-13-2005, 07:52 PM   #9
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When you're young and living with your parents, you *have* to be creative to find someplace to do the horizontal bop. Lots of times, you can't even get horizontal.

1) Got BJ sitting in a tree in broad daylight in prominent Kansas City urban park.
2) Did it many times in same park's parking lot (in a Datsun 1200 , no less), and parked in the street one block over from future 1st wife's parents' house.
3) Back of my '66 Chevy Biscayne on a back road of a park, way back in the woods...was accosted by four kids riding dirt bikes.
4) Outside in my suburban town of Grandview in too many places to remember
5) On girlfriend's couch, right around corner from parents' open-door bedroom while they were watching TV
6) In the bathroom of my son's private hospital room

There's more, but I'm old and can't remember...
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Old 10-13-2005, 08:58 PM   #10
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Bosses office, and Meeting room.....
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Old 10-17-2005, 03:54 PM   #11
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jinx got them and sold them to some gypsies for big, big bucks!. thanks, sucker!

just kidding. they came, but i dont know what became of them. i think she was going to take them to school to expose them. this is really her's to answer, but she seems to be ducking the issue. do we suck? yes we do. is there an expiration date? can they still be used if they are still in the box they came in?
1. story of my life
2. no, not really
3. No, not really
4. Yes, but not for sex thread pictures, unless you guys take a loooong looooooong loooooong time. Way more than "twenny dolla long time".
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Old 10-07-2005, 01:54 AM   #12
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Jesus nightsong that gives me shivers just thinking about it!! (and not the good ones!! spooky ones!!)

been close to being busted SO many times..

but the craziest place probably at a local lookout/ natyre reserve when i was 17. a few times a week i used to sneak out of my house in the middle of the night.. went to a lookout with a boy and we would run around the bush crazy-lovin.. i was totally young at the time and felt like a wild animal. it was pretty cool!!
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Old 10-07-2005, 09:25 AM   #13
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.... i was totally young at the time....
you still are!
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Old 10-07-2005, 06:35 AM   #14
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OH, yeah! I forgot! I've done it in the breakroom at work and in the darkroom (darkroom for developing Xrays) at work! Those were fun places! I did it with a steelworker in both places. And, believe me, he WAS a steelworker, if you get my drift. Too freaking fun!
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Old 10-07-2005, 08:38 AM   #15
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A darkroom? Didn't the smell bother you?
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