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Old 08-25-2005, 02:26 PM   #1
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NSFW? can't follow it right now, but let me guess - waxing?
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Old 08-25-2005, 02:54 PM   #2
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HA...

He won't even get his monobrow done, no way would he do anything south of the border
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:02 PM   #3
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do it for him. If he balks, get mean. Dunno if you ever (nsfw colored text alert) go down on him,but if you do, you have his most important possession in a very delicate state of affairs. You could shave the magna carta into his pubes with a pocket knife and he wouldn't move an inch for fear of far worse pain.
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Old 08-25-2005, 05:02 PM   #4
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HA...

He won't even get his monobrow done, no way would he do anything south of the border
hahaha.... "south of the border"! Honey, we're talking the SOUTH POLE!

lol.... *snif* heh
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Old 08-25-2005, 05:38 PM   #5
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Don't know why I just thought of this.... but that yellow nacho cheese stuff... that is creepy.
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Old 08-25-2005, 03:44 PM   #6
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i'm DarkPhobic, and hate the fingernail scratchings against glass and board. but of course, clowns r scary too >.<"
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Old 08-25-2005, 06:17 PM   #7
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The wooden spoons vendors give you to eat malted shakes at baseball games...
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Old 08-25-2005, 07:17 PM   #8
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Unless you've cleverly disguised your real life identity, Mr Mouse, I now know TWO people with what I previously considered an utterly unique abberation.

Well, here's lickin at you, kid.
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Old 08-25-2005, 07:18 PM   #9
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(in response to BigV's South POLE comment)
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Old 08-25-2005, 07:30 PM   #10
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I fear the sea, the creatures IN the sea, combines (the farm kind), alligators and crocodiles ( though it's highly unlikely I'll come across one in Ohio), nylon, and polyester.

I also hate the smell of blood.
Maybe in my previous life I was tied up with nylon, tossed into the sea and eaten by something scary.
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Old 08-25-2005, 07:35 PM   #11
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the sound of a popcicle stick rubbing on a sidewalk ,
that just TOTALY messes me up !!!

The sound of a casino full of slot machines will drive me WACKO !!!!
I can't STAND the constant noise !!!!! Ear plugs DON'T help !!!!!
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:06 PM   #12
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sound of a casino full of slot machines will drive me WACKO !!!!
I can't STAND the constant noise !!!!! Ear plugs DON'T help !!!!!
Hey, I can't stand that noise either. Not because it drive me nuts, but because the noise is usually in someone else's tray and not mine. Usually in the person right next to me who just walked up not more than 10 seconds ago.
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:27 PM   #13
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Murky water... like lakes and dirty beaches... as long as I can see to the bottom I am okay, but who knows what could be under the surface?
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:31 PM   #14
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well i have serious problems and quirks but hey we all know that!

My BIGGEST phyce out is corners. they totally freak me and i get a instant headache, sweats and i have to put my hands over my eyes.

corners of paper, boxes, envelopes, menus whatever.. i cant have the corner pointing toward my eyes. drives me nuts.

on my first date with my current SO i embarassingly actually slapped the menu out of his hands cuz he was holding it up reading the deserts and the corner was pointing towards my eye. i got a huge head rush and slapped the menu away!!

cantstanza!!
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Old 08-25-2005, 11:19 PM   #15
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My BIGGEST phyce out is corners. they totally freak me and i get a instant headache, sweats and i have to put my hands over my eyes.
corners of paper, boxes, envelopes, menus whatever.. i cant have the corner pointing toward my eyes. drives me nuts
Well, I feel better now. I've never told anyone how that drives me crazy. It feels like the corners are actually poking into my eyeballs. Instant headache!
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