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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
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NSFW? can't follow it right now, but let me guess - waxing?
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 3,143
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![]() He won't even get his monobrow done, no way would he do anything south of the border ![]()
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bent
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: under the weather
Posts: 2,656
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do it for him. If he balks, get mean. Dunno if you ever (nsfw colored text alert) go down on him,but if you do, you have his most important possession in a very delicate state of affairs. You could shave the magna carta into his pubes with a pocket knife and he wouldn't move an inch for fear of far worse pain.
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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lol.... *snif* heh
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Traded your soul for pogs.
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Champaign, IL
Posts: 646
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Don't know why I just thought of this.... but that yellow nacho cheese stuff... that is creepy.
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Profitable Prophet
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 30
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i'm DarkPhobic, and hate the fingernail scratchings against glass and board. but of course, clowns r scary too >.<"
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Hiding behind a Belgian Chimay
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northern California
Posts: 92
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The wooden spoons vendors give you to eat malted shakes at baseball games...
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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Unless you've cleverly disguised your real life identity, Mr Mouse, I now know TWO people with what I previously considered an utterly unique abberation.
Well, here's lickin at you, kid.
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is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
Posts: 1,510
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
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I fear the sea, the creatures IN the sea, combines (the farm kind), alligators and crocodiles ( though it's highly unlikely I'll come across one in Ohio), nylon, and polyester.
I also hate the smell of blood. Maybe in my previous life I was tied up with nylon, tossed into the sea and eaten by something scary.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 7,661
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the sound of a popcicle stick rubbing on a sidewalk ,
that just TOTALY messes me up !!! The sound of a casino full of slot machines will drive me WACKO !!!! I can't STAND the constant noise !!!!! Ear plugs DON'T help !!!!!
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Professor for the school of ass-clownery
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Surprise!
Posts: 404
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Back and ready to tart up the place
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Kansas
Posts: 850
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Murky water... like lakes and dirty beaches... as long as I can see to the bottom I am okay, but who knows what could be under the surface?
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Has Body Temperature
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I come from a land downunder
Posts: 1,105
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well i have serious problems and quirks but hey we all know that!
![]() My BIGGEST phyce out is corners. they totally freak me and i get a instant headache, sweats and i have to put my hands over my eyes. corners of paper, boxes, envelopes, menus whatever.. i cant have the corner pointing toward my eyes. drives me nuts. on my first date with my current SO i embarassingly actually slapped the menu out of his hands cuz he was holding it up reading the deserts and the corner was pointing towards my eye. i got a huge head rush and slapped the menu away!! cantstanza!!
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whatever
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Oklahoma
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