I got a digital camera for christmas! - Page 3

staceyv · 01-09-2005, 09:24 PM

only USD accepted, sorry. I'll sell you the arm i cropped off for the dongs, but if you want more than that, I need some Benjamins.

staceyv · 01-09-2005, 09:27 PM

come on, there's more!

staceyv · 01-09-2005, 09:34 PM

whoa, I just realized that I am a married woman trying to sell naked pictures of my body over the internet. Oops, I drank too much last night before we took those pictures, tempoary lapse of judgement. Deal's off, keep your dongs and lire.

staceyv · 01-10-2005, 12:26 PM

We went back to the beach today just in time! It turns out they decided to move the whale. I had no idea they were going to move it, I just got lucky because the way they had him gave me the perfect view of his whale penis. Now I understand what all the hype is about. Enjoy.

staceyv · 01-10-2005, 12:27 PM

a few more...

staceyv · 01-10-2005, 12:27 PM

aaand, whale guts:

Elspode · 01-10-2005, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staceyv

whoa, I just realized that I am a married woman trying to sell naked pictures of my body over the internet. Oops, I drank too much last night before we took those pictures, tempoary lapse of judgement. Deal's off, keep your dongs and lire.

Well, I'm definitely keeping my dong, pictures or no pictures. Still and all, they are enticing.

Elspode · 01-10-2005, 10:38 PM

Oh, and I just want to go on the record to say that I think it is downright spooky that Stacey gets a digicam for Xmas, and right away she takes a picture of an honest to goodness, in the flesh whale penis!

Think of the odds...The Cellar is one the Internet's foremost whale penis discussion sites, Staceyv is a Cellarite (a returning Cellarite at that, no? Weren't you gone for awhile, Stacey?), and she lives somewhere where there just happens to be a whale penis on display for her to take pictures of and post here.

If you didn't believe in Fate before, you'd almost have to, now.

Elspode · 01-10-2005, 10:48 PM

Based on the city name on the cop car door, I'm guessing that this is Staceyv's whale. I read several articles concerning this critter. Seems they were, at first, just going to let it rot in place due to its inconvenient location. Apparently, the increasingly foul odor and the birds it attracted were deemed a poor attraction for the park in which it came to rest, and so it was removed today.

Great pics, Stacey! This has got to be a true classic Cellar moment!

staceyv · 01-10-2005, 10:55 PM

Thanks! I'm proud of myself for getting the image of the day. Yes, it must've been fate, you're right about those odds...I was gone for awhile. I haven't had any drama in my life or pressing issues that I needed advice on/ needed to vent about. I also felt that I made somewhat of a bad reputation of myself here as a drama queen or just plain stupid...people always seem to like you more when you go away for awhile

Elspode · 01-10-2005, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by staceyv

...people always seem to like you more when you go away for awhile

In truth, it doesn't hurt a bit that you return bearing whale penis photos...and of such high quality, too!

A good whale penis can help move a lot of water under the proverbial bridge.

plthijinx · 01-20-2005, 08:36 PM

that thing looks more like a graboid from the movie Tremors!

Trilby · 01-22-2005, 03:38 PM

My son wanted to know what that thing was hanging off the whale, [quote/ "Ew! Gross! What's that?"/ unquote] and I told him. His reply?
"Again with the whale penis!"

staceyv · 01-23-2005, 09:03 AM

I think Arsen and I could be the next White Stripes...If only we actually sounded good.

staceyv · 01-23-2005, 09:04 AM

a few more..

01-09-2005, 09:27 PM	#32
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	come on, there's more! Attached Images

01-10-2005, 12:26 PM	#34
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	REAL WHALE PENIS PICS!!! We went back to the beach today just in time! It turns out they decided to move the whale. I had no idea they were going to move it, I just got lucky because the way they had him gave me the perfect view of his whale penis. Now I understand what all the hype is about. Enjoy. Attached Images

01-10-2005, 12:27 PM	#35
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	a few more... Attached Images

01-10-2005, 12:27 PM	#36
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	aaand, whale guts: Attached Images

01-10-2005, 10:38 PM	#38
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Oh, and I just want to go on the record to say that I think it is downright spooky that Stacey gets a digicam for Xmas, and right away she takes a picture of an honest to goodness, in the flesh whale penis! Think of the odds...The Cellar is one the Internet's foremost whale penis discussion sites, Staceyv is a Cellarite (a returning Cellarite at that, no? Weren't you gone for awhile, Stacey?), and she lives somewhere where there just happens to be a whale penis on display for her to take pictures of and post here. If you didn't believe in Fate before, you'd almost have to, now. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-09-2005, 09:24 PM	#31
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	only USD accepted, sorry. I'll sell you the arm i cropped off for the dongs, but if you want more than that, I need some Benjamins.

01-09-2005, 09:34 PM	#33
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	whoa, I just realized that I am a married woman trying to sell naked pictures of my body over the internet. Oops, I drank too much last night before we took those pictures, tempoary lapse of judgement. Deal's off, keep your dongs and lire.

01-10-2005, 10:48 PM	#39
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Based on the city name on the cop car door, I'm guessing that this is Staceyv's whale. I read several articles concerning this critter. Seems they were, at first, just going to let it rot in place due to its inconvenient location. Apparently, the increasingly foul odor and the birds it attracted were deemed a poor attraction for the park in which it came to rest, and so it was removed today. Great pics, Stacey! This has got to be a true classic Cellar moment! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-10-2005, 10:55 PM	#40
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	Thanks! I'm proud of myself for getting the image of the day. Yes, it must've been fate, you're right about those odds...I was gone for awhile. I haven't had any drama in my life or pressing issues that I needed advice on/ needed to vent about. I also felt that I made somewhat of a bad reputation of myself here as a drama queen or just plain stupid...people always seem to like you more when you go away for awhile

01-20-2005, 08:36 PM	#42
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	that thing looks more like a graboid from the movie Tremors! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-22-2005, 03:38 PM	#43
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	My son wanted to know what that thing was hanging off the whale, [quote/ "Ew! Gross! What's that?"/ unquote] and I told him. His reply? "Again with the whale penis!" __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-23-2005, 09:03 AM	#44
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	Friday night karaoke!! I think Arsen and I could be the next White Stripes...If only we actually sounded good. Attached Images

01-23-2005, 09:04 AM	#45
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	a few more.. Attached Images

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