Naming Your Child

[zippyt]

Kitsune,, this is weird but that town abrevation is for Paragould Arkansas , where i live , i looked up that name , and had to go back to the 97-98 phone book but i found it ,




small world we live in ain't it ?????

[Kitsune]

his is weird but that town abrevation is for Paragould Arkansas , where i live

"He's posting... from inside your house! Get out of there, now!"

[elSicomoro]

Sperm Donor named me...he got to the birth certificate folks before my mom did.

Fucker.

[zippyt]

[Dagney]

I had a call from a customer once....who's name was Pobya Hymen....

And yes, he was a gynecologist.

[elSicomoro]

At one of my old jobs, I dealt with a customer with the first name Semen.

[blue]

Originally posted by Clodfobble
[i]/[i]

It has a predominant "oo" sound. A lot of names I like sound terrible with it--Julie, Lucas, Lucy...

blue goo?

[lumberjim]

Fortescue?
Lewis?
Truman?
Figenshue?

[Torrere]

Originally posted by sycamore
At one of my old jobs, I dealt with a customer with the first name Semen.

first name!? ouch!

[blue]

Originally posted by Kitsune
his is weird but that town abrevation is for Paragould Arkansas , where i live

"He's posting... from inside your house! Get out of there, now!"

THAT, was friggin hilarious.

Originally posted by lumberjim
yeah, well if you think about it, i could really fuck someone up if i wanted to break the law. i have access to thousands of customers' ss#'s, income, address, signatures. everything i need to buy a car in their name, get credit cards, whatever.

what the hell is someone going to do with the knowledge that you have a cyst on your ass?


our next door neighbor, Garnet Ford had a salesman that stole 8 identities and fled the state with something upwards of $50K in creditcard purchased items. if you see him his name is Nelson Santiago. crap eater.

Actually, its amazing how many "invisible people" have access to the very same information. At one point for a while I helped out a friend who ran his own janitorial business. Several of his clients were large car dealerships. One of his employees quit abruptly on him, so for a while I went in to the local Nissan dealership every night to do their cleaning. It was required to dust off and clean every item of furniture including desks. The paperwork those car salesmen left laying around was astonishing. I could have easily stolen 20 or 30 identities, no problem. They also had the keys to every car hanging on this carosel thing in one corner of the dealership. Each key was tagged as to what car it went with. I'd amuse myself with the fantasy of becoming Ms. Eva So-Ritch and speeding off down the highway in a sporty little Nissan. I figured if I pulled off the caper at 8:00pm when the last salesman left, I'd have at the very least until 7:00am (and probably much longer) when the first one's arrived for the day - a good 11 hour head start. By then I would have switched the plates at least twice and been damn near the Mexican border. It rather surprises me that this sort of thing doesn't happen more often.

[wolf]

Originally posted by lumberjim
our next door neighbor, Garnet Ford had a salesman that stole 8 identities and fled the state with something upwards of $50K in creditcard purchased items. if you see him his name is Nelson Santiago. crap eater.

I think something similar happened at a dealership in Royersford, except their guy wasn't smart enough to flee.

He stole a lot more money direct from the finance company, though.

[lumberjim]

Originally posted by marichiko


They also had the keys to every car hanging on this carosel thing in one corner of the dealership. Each key was tagged as to what car it went with. I'd amuse myself with the fantasy of becoming Ms. Eva So-Ritch and speeding off down the highway in a sporty little Nissan. I figured if I pulled off the caper at 8:00pm when the last salesman left, I'd have at the very least until 7:00am (and probably much longer) when the first one's arrived for the day - a good 11 hour head start. By then I would have switched the plates at least twice and been damn near the Mexican border. It rather surprises me that this sort of thing doesn't happen more often.

we had a wrangler stolen just last night. 2:20 am. got em on tape. three weeks ago, some stupid kid stole the wheels off of a Rubicon Wrangler. One saturday 4 years ago or so, we came in and found that 10 cars ( 300M's and LHS's 1 town&country) had had their chrome wheels stolen. three minivans, one new wrangler and now this used one makes 5 stolen vehicles since i've been here (6yrs). not too bad considering. Mari, you;re right. Part of the new rules say that all paperwork must be locked in desks or offices.

[wolf]

Originally posted by dar512
A gal I met at a party has a teenage daughter. There is a set of twins in her daughter's class.

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Orangejello
Lemonjello

Snopes says ... nopes.

I'm still stuck with the HIPPA thing. I can't give the real deal on this one ... but there is a family, let's just say their last name is "Blue" ... There are brother's who's first names run along the pattern of one being called "Midnight" and the other "Navy".

Mom's name is "Periwinkle." I have admitted all three. I don't know if dad has ever been identified.

The police chief of Ambler, PA is Rocco Wack. If he is not working when you call looking for him, the desk sergeant will respond "Wack's off."

The principle chief of the Cherokee Nation is Wilma Mankiller.

[zippyt]

we had a wrangler stolen just last night. 2:20 am. got em on tape. three weeks ago, some stupid kid stole the wheels off of a Rubicon Wrangler. One saturday 4 years ago or so, we came in and found that 10 cars ( 300M's and LHS's 1 town&country) had had their chrome wheels stolen. three minivans, one new wrangler and now this used one makes 5 stolen vehicles since i've been here (6yrs). not too bad considering.


Damn Jim , so thats how you can afford to live in that big house !!how do you keep from getting cought ???