Two lies and the truth - Page 3

mrnoodle · 04-27-2004, 12:38 PM

SteveD = #2 (i would say #1, but that's too obvious)
hot_p = #1 (does porn count?)
Beestie = #1 (because I know someone in the witness protection program

)

[list=1][*]I smoked weed with Willie Nelson.[*]I drank with Charlton Heston.[*]My explosive diarrhea was a featured case study in the Canadian Journal of Gastroenterology[/list=1]

hot_pastrami · 04-27-2004, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by mrnoodle
hot_p = #1 (does porn count?)

You got it. Not porn though. I was an extra in Footloose, and had about 10 glorious non-speaking seconds on-sceen. John Lithgow was there, though he didn't comment on my acting abilities. I think he was jealous.

Regarding yours, I'd have to guess that you drank with Heston.

SteveDallas · 04-27-2004, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by mrnoodle
SteveD = #2 (i would say #1, but that's too obvious)

Why do you feel that being obvious makes it not true?

wolf · 04-27-2004, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by hot_pastrami

No dice. Guess again, sucka!

You're actually so geeky at heart that you went to space camp?

Or they have really cool thrift stores in Houston, where these are plentiful and cheap?

Or you've got broadband, a fast mouse trigger finger, and premium positioning on ebay?

lumberjim · 04-27-2004, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by hot_pastrami

You got it. Not porn though. I was an extra in Footloose, and had about 10 glorious non-speaking seconds on-sceen. John Lithgow was there, though he didn't comment on my acting abilities. I think he was jealous.

Regarding yours, I'd have to guess that you drank with Heston.

wow. now i gotta go rent that again.......what were you like 7 yrs old? what scene?

staceyv · 04-27-2004, 01:33 PM

yeah, it was the lamp

Elspode · 04-27-2004, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by hot_pastrami

You got it. Not porn though. I was an extra in Footloose, and had about 10 glorious non-speaking seconds on-sceen. John Lithgow was there, though he didn't comment on my acting abilities. I think he was jealous.

Regarding yours, I'd have to guess that you drank with Heston.

So, where's our vid cap of you, HP? Can you autograph it?

hot_pastrami · 04-27-2004, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
wow. now i gotta go rent that again.......what were you like 7 yrs old? what scene?

Yeah, I was pretty young. It was a scene where John Lithgow is in a church talking to Dianne Wiest, and somebody (I think it's Dianne Weist herself) picks me up and carries me into the other room. I can't say where the scene is sequentially... I've never managed to watch the movie from beginning to end. Heheh. I think it's near the middle of the movie.

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Originally posted by Elspode
So, where's our vid cap of you, HP? Can you autograph it?

If I bump into someone with the DVD, I'll put it in my computer and grab a screen capture, and post it. As far as autographs go, I'll do anything for a fan. Except what Lumberjim is thinking. Ew.

jaguar · 04-27-2004, 03:35 PM

Bah, I made that too easy.

I've lost $3000 worth of sunglasses in 2 years.

I've been imprisioned in Vietnam

My watch is worth over $10000

Beestie · 04-27-2004, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by mrnoodle
Beestie = #1 (because I know someone in the witness protection program

)[list=1][*]I smoked weed with Willie Nelson.[*]I drank with Charlton Heston.[*]My explosive diarrhea was a featured case study in the Canadian Journal of Gastroenterology[/list=1]

Actually, its #2 - 50 yards underwater. I did have access to one of the program's secret locations, tho.

For you, I'll guess #3. Sorry :-) Although I guess #1 might also be right in a way since, whenever anyone smokes weed, Willie is also smoking it so its kinda like smoking it with him in a cosmic sort of way

elSicomoro · 04-27-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by hot_pastrami
I'm thinking that Syco's truth is that he's been engaged three times. A dashing chap such as he probably has to fight the ladies off with an aluminum bat.

Correct on both counts.

Undertoad · 04-27-2004, 05:25 PM

Clod, hp, pretty damn cool!

Jag I'll guess #2, either for overstaying a visa, or unintentional solicitation of prostition.

DanaC · 04-27-2004, 05:45 PM

Russ...I am guessin you like listening to music

....but that might be a red herring....You didnt actually beat up a cop did you?

My truby was furnishin' m'little cottage on less than £2000 ...top to bottom and starting from scratch right down to the TV the cutlery and the lamps

God bless IKEA!

HmmmJaguar....the lover of stories in me really wants it to be 2 but I am goin to guess at the first ....Sunglasses go missin all the time...

ladysycamore · 04-27-2004, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by Katkeeper
UT, I am glad that you don't have $20,000 in credit card debt...

Although I was hoping that one of his dogs was gonna be a star!!! (they are soooooooooooo cute!)

mrnoodle · 04-27-2004, 06:56 PM

Sat with Chuckles Heston and consumed a few glasses of wine at a reception a few years ago. Spent the whole time wanting to ask him to say "get your hands off me, you dirty damn ape". He was very old man-ish. Stoop shouldered, doddering, slightly medicated air about him.

"Drinking with Charlton Heston" sounded cooler though.

04-27-2004, 03:35 PM	#9
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Bah, I made that too easy. I've lost $3000 worth of sunglasses in 2 years. I've been imprisioned in Vietnam My watch is worth over $10000 __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

04-27-2004, 05:45 PM	#13
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Russ...I am guessin you like listening to music....but that might be a red herring....You didnt actually beat up a cop did you? My truby was furnishin' m'little cottage on less than £2000 ...top to bottom and starting from scratch right down to the TV the cutlery and the lampsGod bless IKEA! HmmmJaguar....the lover of stories in me really wants it to be 2 but I am goin to guess at the first ....Sunglasses go missin all the time... Last edited by DanaC; 04-27-2004 at 05:49 PM.

04-27-2004, 06:56 PM	#15
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Sat with Chuckles Heston and consumed a few glasses of wine at a reception a few years ago. Spent the whole time wanting to ask him to say "get your hands off me, you dirty damn ape". He was very old man-ish. Stoop shouldered, doddering, slightly medicated air about him. "Drinking with Charlton Heston" sounded cooler though. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

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04-27-2004, 12:38 PM	#1
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	SteveD = #2 (i would say #1, but that's too obvious) hot_p = #1 (does porn count?) Beestie = #1 (because I know someone in the witness protection program ) [list=1][]I smoked weed with Willie Nelson.[]I drank with Charlton Heston.[*]My explosive diarrhea was a featured case study in the Canadian Journal of Gastroenterology[/list=1] __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

04-27-2004, 01:33 PM	#6
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	yeah, it was the lamp

04-27-2004, 05:25 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Clod, hp, pretty damn cool! Jag I'll guess #2, either for overstaying a visa, or unintentional solicitation of prostition.

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