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Old 08-16-2011, 12:10 AM   #31
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Image of the day

After you've done your research, you can come back and re-answer #6, 7 and 8.
(I'll give you a hint on answer #6 - the answer is dolphin. Now you just need the question.)

Also...hello!
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:40 AM   #32
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No, I don't think I have to. You see, I am whuchacall an asshole, and traditionally, assholes don't do whut they don't want to do. So you see, if I don't want to do as you suggest, I ain't gonna do it.

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Old 08-16-2011, 04:23 AM   #33
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I'm not a bitch, I'm your friendly neighborhood asshole.
No, no, no...I was just poking Monster.

Monster, just havin a little fun...
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Old 08-16-2011, 07:23 AM   #34
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I swear someone else used that "in a van by the river" schtick before. Here in the Cellar. Anyone else remember that?
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Old 08-16-2011, 07:41 AM   #35
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It's from a classic Saturday Night Live sketch, lots of people refer to it.
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Old 08-16-2011, 07:42 AM   #36
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Ahhhhhh...thanks. Couldn't place it.

edit: chuckle...I was wondering how in the heck I didn't remember a 'classic' SNL skit, then I googled and found it was the Chris Farley era. Yeah. Not watchable. Was he shaking his belly around for laughs in that skit too?
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Old 08-16-2011, 10:10 AM   #37
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Yeah, the recurring character was only funny the one time David Spade and Christina Applegate were the other two cast members in the skit, and they just could not hold it together. Actors cracking up is one of those things I can't help but laugh at.

This Daily Show clip, for example, never fails to brighten my day.
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Old 08-16-2011, 11:03 AM   #38
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Ha!

I always loved when Tim Conway cracked up the cast on The Carol Burnett Show.
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:01 PM   #39
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No, no, no...I was just poking Monster.
My bad. I misread your post.

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I swear someone else used that "in a van by the river" schtick before. Here in the Cellar. Anyone else remember that?
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It's from a classic Saturday Night Live sketch, lots of people refer to it.
Specifically, motivational speaker Matt Foley played by Chris Farley.

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I always loved when Tim Conway cracked up the cast on The Carol Burnett Show.
I especially liked his elephant story.
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:03 PM   #40
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Yeah, that's the classic one! I posted it on the Cellar some time ago but it got all poo-poo'd at.

I love it!
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Old 08-16-2011, 05:21 PM   #41
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That skit is funnier than shit!!!

Fanorkie!!! And the other elephant's eyes got real big....
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Old 08-17-2011, 06:33 AM   #42
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Yeah, that's the classic one! I posted it on the Cellar some time ago but it got all poo-poo'd at.

I love it!
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This has to be the funniest thing ever filmed. Unfortunately, you have to know the Carol Burnett Show, Mama's Family and Dick Van Dyke to realize it!!!
I concur.
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