Revenge ideas needed! - Page 3

lookout123 · 04-07-2011, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

This.

Quit pointing the finger at other people as a way of avoiding responsibility.

Whether your "theory" is right or wrong (and there is no way of knowing), it offers NOTHING constructive for you to move forward with. You're spinning your wheels. You'll never get anywhere in life with this shitty, excuse-making attitude. Am I making myself clear?

Dingdingding... and Flint for the win.

Don't misunderstand, I'm not condemning you for being late. Shit happens, I've certainly been late a few times myself, but suck it up and realize only you control your actions so it is your fault you were late. It may be someone else's fault you were caught, but you wouldn't be at the mercy of someone else's motives if you hadn't made the mistake to begin with.

SamIam · 04-07-2011, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

Dingdingding... and Flint for the win.

Don't misunderstand, I'm not condemning you for being late. Shit happens, I've certainly been late a few times myself, but suck it up and realize only you control your actions so it is your fault you were late. It may be someone else's fault you were caught, but you wouldn't be at the mercy of someone else's motives if you hadn't made the mistake to begin with.

Please read the OP. Thank you.

monster · 04-07-2011, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

This.

Quit pointing the finger at other people as a way of avoiding responsibility.

Whether your "theory" is right or wrong (and there is no way of knowing), it offers NOTHING constructive for you to move forward with. You're spinning your wheels. You'll never get anywhere in life with this shitty, excuse-making attitude.

offs. regain your sense of fun, your kids will thank you. this thread is not about career advice.

classicman · 04-07-2011, 09:03 PM

offs

SamIam · 04-07-2011, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

This.

Quit pointing the finger at other people as a way of avoiding responsibility.

Whether your "theory" is right or wrong (and there is no way of knowing), it offers NOTHING constructive for you to move forward with. You're spinning your wheels. You'll never get anywhere in life with this shitty, excuse-making attitude. Am I making myself clear?

Read my OP. Thank you.

skysidhe · 04-07-2011, 03:29 PM

Revenge idea. Tell him you are sorry you put him in that position. Watch his eyes pop out of his head.

Don't do it in passing. Stop him and look straight in his eyes. Then you'll know the truth.

Guyute · 04-07-2011, 03:32 PM

ROFL "Nair in his shampoo..."

> Put a webcam in his bathroom, direct feed to the movie channel in the hotel or some suitable public feed. Mall? Diner? Internet?

> Apple smashed against lock opening so keyhole is full. If this has time to dry it is like superglue and untraceable. Someone did this to me in school and I had to cut off the lock. And DON'T SMASH AN iPOD, NOT THAT KIND OF APPLE!! haha

> Put some of your meds in his beer/whiskey whatever he drinks. Then when he isn't able to get up and is 10 minutes late, call your boss and say "is 3M off today? Haven't seen him...". If you are able, seed every drink he leaves laying around so that he falls asleep everywhere.

> Is he computer savvy? Does he use the comp at work? If he uses unique words, go into the dictionary and sub the word. i.e. in this feature, every time he types "Buddy" it comes out "Hairy arsehole" (I say unique so that you don't get someone else all freaked out). If you don't know the fix, it is completely baffling. I used to do this to people who fuck around on Facebook instead of working. The look on their face? PRICELESS

> Put an ad on the worst most twisted fetish board around town. "Horny handyman needs to be spanked"... etc.

> Cut a hole from his room to the next room. When that room's renter sees the hole they will go MENTAL. I know a guy who did this in a frat house and he almost got beaten to death by a girl's BF.

> File the tips off all his keys. Doesn't have to be much, take the point off and he's screwed if the lock is remotely new.

^^ In no order, and money is no object. All I could come up with on short notice, and haven't touched his car yet. I am going to assume you tried the carrot, and he is still a fucking asshole. So now the stick? Sometimes a person has to fight fire with fire.

I have had several of these pussies in my work life, and it is tough. These people are the epitome of cocksucker. They have some imagined hardon for you and this is the result.

If anything, your boss should have said "well, 3M, he may have been late but did you at least ask said customer to wait for 5 min?" He is so eager to stab you in the back he is screwing over his boss. I worked for a guy once who was right in the face of these jerks that have nothing better to do than throw sticks in other's wheels. He'd rip THEM a new one and make it quite clear that it isn't Grade 4 anymore.

jimhelm · 04-07-2011, 04:07 PM

did you really expect people to follow instructions?

monster · 04-07-2011, 04:31 PM

I did.

IM you are bad

now it's 4:30 and I've done sweet FA all day. I want revenge.

Place a new weird object on his toilet tank every day. ladies' knickers, can of dog food, photo of someone he doesn't know.....

hang the clothes other punters leave behind in his shower.

turn all his clocks back an hour

shake itching powder in his underwear drawer

put mayonnaise in his shoes

put a police wanted notice in the reception area with his picture on it.

infinite monkey · 04-07-2011, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I did.

IM you are bad

now it's 4:30 and I've done sweet FA all day. I want revenge.

You've done Financial Aid all day? Me too! You can come help me tomorrow.

Actually getting out of here at lunch tomorrow because I am working an off-campus recruiting event on Saturday. YAY, beer by noon-thirty.

monster · 04-07-2011, 04:34 PM

turn all the drawers in his dresser upside down

glue pairs of googly eyes everywhere in his room (I always feel like, somebody's watching me.....

)

put fake video cameras on all his ceilings

monster · 04-07-2011, 04:40 PM

You may need industrial rubber gloves and a gas mask for some of these.....

Sew the bottoms of his pants together and the cuffs in his sweaters.

Cut the toes out of all his socks, or better still cut out smiley faces

Draw underwear on all the models in his pron stash, or cut out clothes from the Sears catalog and stick them on.

Get in touch with the local mormons and tell him you're worried for his soul, you think he's considering suicide and they may be able to help....

Stir Jello into the toilet tank (red is probably best)

Draw penises on all the lightbulbs in his room

monster · 04-07-2011, 04:40 PM

What?

Gravdigr · 04-07-2011, 05:01 PM

Greatest revenge tool EVAH: Great Stuff Expanding Foam Sealant.

Run the little hose on the can all the way around the seam around the car door. Fill it.

Stick the hose through the spokes in the wheels of the car. Fill 'em.

House doors, refrigerator, bunghole, computer case, side of the house, etc., etc., etc.

Use your imagination, the possibilities are literally endless. Well, until you run out of Great Stuff, anyway.

Anywhere that hose goes, is fukt.

Nirvana · 04-07-2011, 08:41 PM

Anyone else think Monster is a bit too adept at these suggestions?

04-07-2011, 09:03 PM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	offs Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-07-2011, 03:32 PM	#7
Guyute Gamehenge Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Halifax, NS Posts: 168	ROFL "Nair in his shampoo..." > Put a webcam in his bathroom, direct feed to the movie channel in the hotel or some suitable public feed. Mall? Diner? Internet? > Apple smashed against lock opening so keyhole is full. If this has time to dry it is like superglue and untraceable. Someone did this to me in school and I had to cut off the lock. And DON'T SMASH AN iPOD, NOT THAT KIND OF APPLE!! haha > Put some of your meds in his beer/whiskey whatever he drinks. Then when he isn't able to get up and is 10 minutes late, call your boss and say "is 3M off today? Haven't seen him...". If you are able, seed every drink he leaves laying around so that he falls asleep everywhere. > Is he computer savvy? Does he use the comp at work? If he uses unique words, go into the dictionary and sub the word. i.e. in this feature, every time he types "Buddy" it comes out "Hairy arsehole" (I say unique so that you don't get someone else all freaked out). If you don't know the fix, it is completely baffling. I used to do this to people who fuck around on Facebook instead of working. The look on their face? PRICELESS > Put an ad on the worst most twisted fetish board around town. "Horny handyman needs to be spanked"... etc. > Cut a hole from his room to the next room. When that room's renter sees the hole they will go MENTAL. I know a guy who did this in a frat house and he almost got beaten to death by a girl's BF. > File the tips off all his keys. Doesn't have to be much, take the point off and he's screwed if the lock is remotely new. ^^ In no order, and money is no object. All I could come up with on short notice, and haven't touched his car yet. I am going to assume you tried the carrot, and he is still a fucking asshole. So now the stick? Sometimes a person has to fight fire with fire. I have had several of these pussies in my work life, and it is tough. These people are the epitome of cocksucker. They have some imagined hardon for you and this is the result. If anything, your boss should have said "well, 3M, he may have been late but did you at least ask said customer to wait for 5 min?" He is so eager to stab you in the back he is screwing over his boss. I worked for a guy once who was right in the face of these jerks that have nothing better to do than throw sticks in other's wheels. He'd rip THEM a new one and make it quite clear that it isn't Grade 4 anymore. __________________ It's Really Plain and Easy To See, The Family grows like fungus on a tree.

04-07-2011, 04:07 PM	#8
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	did you really expect people to follow instructions? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-07-2011, 04:31 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I did. IM you are bad now it's 4:30 and I've done sweet FA all day. I want revenge. Place a new weird object on his toilet tank every day. ladies' knickers, can of dog food, photo of someone he doesn't know..... hang the clothes other punters leave behind in his shower. turn all his clocks back an hour shake itching powder in his underwear drawer put mayonnaise in his shoes put a police wanted notice in the reception area with his picture on it. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 04:34 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	turn all the drawers in his dresser upside down glue pairs of googly eyes everywhere in his room (I always feel like, somebody's watching me..... ) put fake video cameras on all his ceilings __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 03:29 PM	#6
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Revenge idea. Tell him you are sorry you put him in that position. Watch his eyes pop out of his head. Don't do it in passing. Stop him and look straight in his eyes. Then you'll know the truth.

04-07-2011, 04:40 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You may need industrial rubber gloves and a gas mask for some of these..... Sew the bottoms of his pants together and the cuffs in his sweaters. Cut the toes out of all his socks, or better still cut out smiley faces Draw underwear on all the models in his pron stash, or cut out clothes from the Sears catalog and stick them on. Get in touch with the local mormons and tell him you're worried for his soul, you think he's considering suicide and they may be able to help.... Stir Jello into the toilet tank (red is probably best) Draw penises on all the lightbulbs in his room __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 04:40 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	What? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2011, 05:01 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Greatest revenge tool EVAH: Great Stuff Expanding Foam Sealant. Run the little hose on the can all the way around the seam around the car door. Fill it. Stick the hose through the spokes in the wheels of the car. Fill 'em. House doors, refrigerator, bunghole, computer case, side of the house, etc., etc., etc. Use your imagination, the possibilities are literally endless. Well, until you run out of Great Stuff, anyway. Anywhere that hose goes, is fukt. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-07-2011, 08:41 PM	#15
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Anyone else think Monster is a bit too adept at these suggestions? __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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