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Old 01-21-2010, 09:17 PM   #31
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Did you kick her ass? C'mon you can tell us.
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Old 01-22-2010, 09:02 AM   #32
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Did she know you guys were married?
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Old 01-22-2010, 02:12 PM   #33
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Com'on... you know she wanted to fornicate with him. Why else would a crazy lady want to go up to a perfect stranger and just start chatting?

He ain't putting a sock in his jock strap is he.
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Old 01-22-2010, 02:15 PM   #34
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Why else would a crazy lady want to go up to a perfect stranger and just start chatting?
huh? People don't talk to converse anymore? If a woman walks up to a man, that means she wants to have sex with him. . . Its all about the sex with you isn't it.
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Old 01-22-2010, 02:28 PM   #35
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Did she know you guys were married?
I thought it was kind of funny. This lady has done this to me before....just started talking to me like we were old friends or something about whatever was on her mind.

anyway....
The lady was on an exercise bike thing right next to where jinx and I were doing our floor stuff.... jinx was facing away from her doing a posture that looks rather strenuous, when out of nowhere ....in an 'I've got headphones on' loud voice.... she says something like, "Well, no wonder she's perfect. I'm glad to see she has to work at it. That bitch has been pissing me off for years!"


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Old 01-22-2010, 04:47 PM   #36
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woah!
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Old 01-22-2010, 05:00 PM   #37
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Well, at least it's a compliment of sorts, however backhanded :P
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Old 01-25-2010, 07:51 AM   #38
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huh? People don't talk to converse anymore? If a woman walks up to a man, that means she wants to have sex with him. . . Its all about the sex with you isn't it.
Relax, I was being facetious. I just forgot the smiley.
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Old 01-27-2010, 07:59 PM   #39
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anyway....
The lady was on an exercise bike thing
The crazy lady commented on Jim's cute butt today.
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:15 PM   #40
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well at lest you two have one thing in common. <shrug>
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:17 PM   #41
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Does she not understand the two of you are married? Who in God's name would comment on someone's cute butt right in front of their spouse?
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:18 PM   #42
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She crazeh.
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:43 PM   #43
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have jim give her a present.

Live skwuurl in a box.
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:44 PM   #44
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or dead skwurrl
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:44 PM   #45
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or mebbe leave a severed skwuurrl head on her machine.....
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