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Old 08-31-2008, 12:59 AM   #31
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:46 AM   #32
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Would you say you have a plethora of piñatas?
[Obligingly looks up the Spanish for "plethora" first] In SoCal, yes, we have una plétora de piñatas, de veras. Summertimes, you couldn't throw a fit without hitting a couple.

"...if you like hitting piñatas,
Getting caught in the rain..."
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:51 AM   #33
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Hannukah piñatas... why not? Now when we start seeing Amish piñatas...
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:20 AM   #34
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I had a pinata.

But I broke it.
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:21 AM   #35
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We had a big pink penis at a Hens nite recently, it was filled with penis shaped lollies, edible condoms and the such.

Much fun!
Y'know they only gave me a $100 modeling fee for those pinatas, and not a single piece of the merchandising.
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:41 PM   #36
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edible condoms
I'm trying to see the wisdom in such a creation. someone could surely choke on one. it surely can't be desireable for your partner to actually chew it. and really if swallowing is part of the equation, then why the condom?

it boggles the mind.
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:17 PM   #37
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[Obligingly looks up the Spanish for "plethora" first] In SoCal, yes, we have una plétora de piñatas, de veras.
Huh, El Guapo's English lesson is marginally less silly if the English and Spanish words are so similar...
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Old 09-08-2008, 08:10 PM   #38
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Growing up in the 70's in New England, we didn't have much of a Mexican influence. Tacos were basically unheard of in Maine in the 70's. You couldn't even buy the ingredients in the grocery store. It wasn't until the late 70's that the taco adds on TV (dueling kids shouting "I like making them!" "I like eating them!") brought tacos to us. After that, we were easting tacos at least once a week. It was probably around then that I saw my first pinata.
That's how it works. First, the tacos, then the pinatas. Next thing you know the Feds are raiding your town because it has become an offical immigration haven.
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Old 09-08-2008, 08:11 PM   #39
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I'm trying to see the wisdom in such a creation. someone could surely choke on one. it surely can't be desireable for your partner to actually chew it. and really if swallowing is part of the equation, then why the condom?

it boggles the mind.
Perhaps they were gummy condoms, and not actually meant for use, much the same as you would not wear edible underwear during your heavy days?
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