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Nirvana · 08-28-2008, 03:32 PM

Excellent! LMAO!

Trilby · 08-29-2008, 01:15 PM

Labrat, a pretty young lass
Had a truly magnificent ass:
Not rounded and pink,
As you possibly think-
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!

*waves to Sundae for the book she sent me

Trilby · 08-29-2008, 01:17 PM

ZippyT was a sailor at sea
Who came home drunk as could be
He wound up the clock
With the end of his cock,
And buggered his wife with the key!

Nirvana · 08-29-2008, 01:20 PM

Once there was a man named Obama
Who was only brought up by his mama
Knowing he was sent
He ran for President
Never knowing it would cause all this drama!

Sundae · 08-30-2008, 09:11 AM

There was a young lass called Brianna
Who was famed for her plebeian manner
She said "I'm such a cool fox,
I use my Dad's toolbox
And pleasure myself with a spanner!"

Now stop cheating you monkey

Trilby · 08-30-2008, 09:14 AM

hee, hee!

Nirvana · 08-30-2008, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana

Once there was a man named Obama
Who was only brought up by his mama
Knowing he was sent
He ran for President
Never knowing it would cause all this drama!

This has been bothering me I am changing this word

Once there was a man named Obama
Who was only brought up by his mama
Dreaming he was sent
He ran for President
Never knowing it would cause all this drama!

DanaC · 08-30-2008, 02:35 PM

That's better. I like that.

Nirvana · 09-01-2008, 09:24 PM

Hurricane Gustav is gone
The lives he affected go on
But look out for Hannah
She's a bad mama jama
And Ike is only just spawned

08-29-2008, 01:15 PM	#32
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Labrat, a pretty young lass Had a truly magnificent ass: Not rounded and pink, As you possibly think- It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass! *waves to Sundae for the book she sent me __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-29-2008, 01:17 PM	#33
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	ZippyT was a sailor at sea Who came home drunk as could be He wound up the clock With the end of his cock, And buggered his wife with the key! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-30-2008, 09:14 AM	#36
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	hee, hee! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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08-28-2008, 03:32 PM	#31
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Excellent! LMAO!

08-29-2008, 01:20 PM	#34
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Once there was a man named Obama Who was only brought up by his mama Knowing he was sent He ran for President Never knowing it would cause all this drama!

08-30-2008, 09:11 AM	#35
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	There was a young lass called Brianna Who was famed for her plebeian manner She said "I'm such a cool fox, I use my Dad's toolbox And pleasure myself with a spanner!" Now stop cheating you monkey

08-30-2008, 02:35 PM	#38
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	That's better. I like that.

09-01-2008, 09:24 PM	#39
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Hurricane Gustav is gone The lives he affected go on But look out for Hannah She's a bad mama jama And Ike is only just spawned

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