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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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More pics less chat! Are clod, ducks, sundae and I the only peoply who take pics of their bruises? Y'all are weird. As for giving reasons, I think guessing first is fun......
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
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you lot are the weird ones. What kind of a weirdo takes pics of their bruises...unless of course it's to show the police and the courts when you need to show how much damage was done by whoever it was that hit you.
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Bruise pics are awesome.
I will dig out some more tonite if I can. |
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Vicariously, I live...
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![]() I'll leave the mystery here for you guys to guess what these are from.
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The future is unwritten
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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2. Playing ultimate frisbee on a mostly-grass field with a few bits of gravel ... dived for the disk, landed awkwardly on the disk leading to stomach bruising, scratches caused by gravel (see, personal experience). 3. Tragic and gruesome photoshop accident. 4. Oversized dog with amorous intent. 5. A small, one-man fighter penetrated the outer defenses, evaded the batteries, flew along this trench here (use your imagination, kiddies) and released proton torpedoes, striking this cooling duct (which explains why she has no navel). 6. Self inflicted for fashion reasons. Goddamn emo kids these days. Seriously, though: there are sets of vertical scratches and horizontal scratches, so not caused by the same motion of impact. There is one serious bruise and a few lesser bruises. My best guess is you were at a party, had a drink, high-heel gave way and toppled you into a rather spiky shrub. Various scratches from twiggy branches, big bruise from the main impact on the trunk ... Probably wrong though. How about I come around and kiss them better for you. Wait, you are expired jailbait aren't you? |
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The future is unwritten
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They aren't scratches.
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Doctor Wtf
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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hmmm. I must dig up the photos of when my cousin-in-law tried to decapitate me with our jetski. They were taken predigicam too, so I'll post them as soon as I get a chance. Cool thread. If I come across my C-section staple pictures, should I start a staple/stich thread?
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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It's rather small, but the color is nice. This was a few years ago. Stubbed my toe walking around outside in bare feet.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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That's quite impressive, Glatt. Are you sure it's not an injury from over-zealous toe sucking? Sheldon?
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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I have always felt that sex bruises and scars are the only ones worth showing off....I don't have any....
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Vicariously, I live...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: USA
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Ahahah....no...I get injured far more often by "idiot customer swinging board around" or "stupid woman shoving cart into my stomach" than "cash drawer"
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Vicariously, I live...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: USA
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Sex injury? Noooo...guess again
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