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Old 10-07-2007, 10:35 PM   #1
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More pics less chat! Are clod, ducks, sundae and I the only peoply who take pics of their bruises? Y'all are weird. As for giving reasons, I think guessing first is fun......
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Old 10-07-2007, 10:55 PM   #2
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you lot are the weird ones. What kind of a weirdo takes pics of their bruises...unless of course it's to show the police and the courts when you need to show how much damage was done by whoever it was that hit you.
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Old 10-07-2007, 11:41 PM   #3
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Bruise pics are awesome.

I will dig out some more tonite if I can.
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Old 10-08-2007, 08:17 PM   #4
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I'll leave the mystery here for you guys to guess what these are from.
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Old 10-09-2007, 06:34 PM   #5
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I'll leave the mystery here for you guys to guess what these are from.
Cash register drawer.
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:46 AM   #6
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I'll leave the mystery here for you guys to guess what these are from.
My wife gets those, but the ones on her arms of my fingers or thumb prints always seem to be worse.
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Old 10-13-2007, 08:30 AM   #7
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I'll leave the mystery here for you guys to guess what these are from.
1. Attacked by vicious three toed sloth with a penchant for headbutting, said sloth being offended by your apparent lack of belly button. (Where is it, btw?)

2. Playing ultimate frisbee on a mostly-grass field with a few bits of gravel ... dived for the disk, landed awkwardly on the disk leading to stomach bruising, scratches caused by gravel (see, personal experience).

3. Tragic and gruesome photoshop accident.

4. Oversized dog with amorous intent.

5. A small, one-man fighter penetrated the outer defenses, evaded the batteries, flew along this trench here (use your imagination, kiddies) and released proton torpedoes, striking this cooling duct (which explains why she has no navel).

6. Self inflicted for fashion reasons. Goddamn emo kids these days.

Seriously, though: there are sets of vertical scratches and horizontal scratches, so not caused by the same motion of impact. There is one serious bruise and a few lesser bruises. My best guess is you were at a party, had a drink, high-heel gave way and toppled you into a rather spiky shrub. Various scratches from twiggy branches, big bruise from the main impact on the trunk ...
Probably wrong though. How about I come around and kiss them better for you. Wait, you are expired jailbait aren't you?
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Old 10-13-2007, 08:53 AM   #8
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They aren't scratches.
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Old 10-13-2007, 09:20 AM   #9
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They aren't scratches.
What, then?
Pinches? Welts (a la cat-o-three tails)? Love bites from a duck? What?
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:35 PM   #10
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hmmm. I must dig up the photos of when my cousin-in-law tried to decapitate me with our jetski. They were taken predigicam too, so I'll post them as soon as I get a chance. Cool thread. If I come across my C-section staple pictures, should I start a staple/stich thread?
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:40 PM   #11
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It's rather small, but the color is nice. This was a few years ago. Stubbed my toe walking around outside in bare feet.

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Old 10-09-2007, 12:43 PM   #12
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That's quite impressive, Glatt. Are you sure it's not an injury from over-zealous toe sucking? Sheldon?
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:53 PM   #13
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I have always felt that sex bruises and scars are the only ones worth showing off....I don't have any....
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Old 10-09-2007, 07:47 PM   #14
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Ahahah....no...I get injured far more often by "idiot customer swinging board around" or "stupid woman shoving cart into my stomach" than "cash drawer"
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:12 AM   #15
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Sex injury? Noooo...guess again
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