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Old 08-26-2007, 06:56 PM   #1
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Killing cereal with their toes? Damn, I better hide the corn flakes.
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:54 PM   #2
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I'm more concerned with toes, than fingers. You can tell if someone is a serial killer by their toes.
At least that's your excuse and you're sticking to it.....
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Old 08-26-2007, 09:37 PM   #3
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Old 08-27-2007, 01:36 PM   #4
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Homosexuality DOES influence jeans. Look inside any Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue.
The only thing better then the women's A&F jeans is getting to look at the posters for men's A&F jeans while you try them on.
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:51 PM   #5
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The only thing better then the women's A&F jeans is getting to look at the posters for men's A&F jeans while you try them on.
so...while i'm holding your purse and looking like a total dick in that faggy store that doesn't even MAKE clothes that fit real man sized men......you're in there with your pants off looking at strange mens' butts?!

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Old 08-27-2007, 10:54 PM   #6
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so...while i'm holding your purse and looking like a total dick in that faggy store that doesn't even MAKE clothes that fit real man sized men......you're in there with your pants off looking at strange mens' butts?!
Hey, I spent 2 hours in a bra shop one day...I was the only guy in there the whole time. Good thing I love April a whole lot!
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Old 08-28-2007, 07:42 AM   #7
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so...while i'm holding your purse and looking like a total dick in that faggy store that doesn't even MAKE clothes that fit real man sized men......you're in there with your pants off looking at strange mens' butts?!

::kicks stuff around the room::
lmao!

But I guess I'm going to the wrong clothing stores. Quality Farm and Fleet ain't got no pitchers of hot guys!
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:08 AM   #8
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so...while i'm holding your purse and looking like a total dick in that faggy store that doesn't even MAKE clothes that fit real man sized men......
The only embarrassing thing, was the sleazy thoughts in your head. You know, all those women knew, you were stripping them naked with your eyes. Well maybe not the sagging grandmother, but the rest.
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Old 08-31-2007, 04:44 PM   #9
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so...while i'm holding your purse and looking like a total dick in that faggy store that doesn't even MAKE clothes that fit real man sized men......you're in there with your pants off looking at strange mens' butts?!

::kicks stuff around the room::

Hey it's ok as long as you guys aren't at a Goodwill. Uuuugh.
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Old 08-27-2007, 05:51 PM   #10
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LR, at what age does this begin to be an issue?

Also, you said "spanking new sperm every day." That's funny.
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Old 08-27-2007, 07:21 PM   #11
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LR, at what age does this begin to be an issue?
My cousin (mother of 3) says late 30s.
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Old 08-28-2007, 09:11 AM   #12
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LR, at what age does this begin to be an issue?
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My cousin (mother of 3) says late 30s.
Yes, late 30's. Nice website about Down Syndrome, if you'd like more info.

Lots of things can affect the health of your eggs...they are exposed to all the chemicals etc. that you expose yourself to. Lots of females don't think about this in their teens and 20's. Basically, they have an expiration date, just like the ones in your fridge. MMMmmmm.
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Old 08-27-2007, 07:08 PM   #13
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I sometimes refer to odd people as 'old eggs'
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:35 PM   #14
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36 is the official age at which you get classified as "high-risk" due to your age, but that's for a wide variety of things, I don't know how the frequency of Downs lines up with that.
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:18 PM   #15
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That almost sounds pedophilic, man!
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