Wanking for The Good of All Mankind! - Page 3

DanaC · 11-21-2006, 09:24 AM

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Just put it on vibrate for the duration, and hope for a lot of calls.

Wolf you manage to combine naughtiness with pragmatism I like it:P

Urbane Guerrilla · 11-29-2006, 08:14 PM

Now I know what this thread is good for --

Morale.

11-30-2006, 03:16 AM

The whole thing sounds like a dastardly plot by the tobacco companies to sell more cigarettes.

Urbane Guerrilla · 11-30-2006, 01:15 PM

If you smoke in bed (Ookay, take a look if you need to check whether you smoke after sex... confirmed yes or no? Onward.), better do it in a waterbed -- limits the spread of the flames.

And a powerful back massager thrust under a waterbed mattress should be rather like... Magic Fingers (tm), and no need for a quarter.

Elspode · 11-30-2006, 01:53 PM

I'm afraid I finished doing my part for world peace before world peace was ready. Now world peace won't speak to me anymore. It says that I'm selfish.

11-29-2006, 08:14 PM	#2
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Now I know what this thread is good for -- Morale. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

11-30-2006, 01:15 PM	#4
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	If you smoke in bed (Ookay, take a look if you need to check whether you smoke after sex... confirmed yes or no? Onward.), better do it in a waterbed -- limits the spread of the flames. And a powerful back massager thrust under a waterbed mattress should be rather like... Magic Fingers (tm), and no need for a quarter. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

11-30-2006, 01:53 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm afraid I finished doing my part for world peace before world peace was ready. Now world peace won't speak to me anymore. It says that I'm selfish. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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11-30-2006, 03:16 AM	#3
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	The whole thing sounds like a dastardly plot by the tobacco companies to sell more cigarettes.

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