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01-30-2012, 10:30 AM
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a beautiful fool
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reminds me of that note that I found in a deal....
'do not deposit this check customer will replace it with a Cash Years check when they pick up the car. -Juan'
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There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool Last edited by jimhelm; 01-30-2012 at 12:25 PM. |
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01-30-2012, 10:40 AM
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reminds me of this old classic
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01-30-2012, 12:25 PM
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a beautiful fool
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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
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01-30-2012, 02:38 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jun 2010
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Sick, sick, sick - but
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01-30-2012, 10:46 PM
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Master Dwellar
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sarge? is that you?
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02-03-2012, 11:38 AM
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a beautiful fool
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There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool |
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02-03-2012, 11:48 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Location: Seattle
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very interesting!
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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02-03-2012, 01:31 PM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Quote:
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02-05-2012, 02:39 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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From e-mail:
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02-03-2012, 07:24 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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gives new meaning to the term "pre-boned"
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02-06-2012, 11:38 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After regaining control of the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand, but after changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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02-06-2012, 06:42 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: May 2011
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A woman rushes into the lobby of a large hotel and sprints up to the reception desk. Seeing that the only member of staff is talking on the phone, she hammers on the bell for service. The man at the desk slowly puts down the phone. "Yes?" he says, annoyed. "Excuse me," says the woman, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk stares at her for a second and looks her up and down. "Not bad," he smiles. "Not bad at all."
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