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01-20-2012, 12:01 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Or 'the second to the last of the Mohicans.'
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01-20-2012, 12:49 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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01-20-2012, 08:30 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
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So, you guys got me to looking at farside comics on google images, HOLY CRAP I forgot how freakin funny these are!!!
Anthropologists!!! Anthropologists!!!
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01-21-2012, 06:20 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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We have the complete Far Side in hardcover. I have laughed myself sick looking at those books.
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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01-21-2012, 09:44 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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I hope you feel better soon.
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01-21-2012, 10:34 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame,
two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt |
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01-22-2012, 10:29 AM
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Master Dwellar
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Quote:
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Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you. |
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01-22-2012, 11:12 PM
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The future is unwritten
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She’s single…
She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my family room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door… I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?” I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!” Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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01-22-2012, 10:20 AM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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cm, I like that quote so much, I am thinking of changing my IRC tagline from "Ezekiel 23:19-20" to that. LOL
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Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous |
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01-25-2012, 09:13 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked. "Yes I do." she replied. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes I remember." "Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said. "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?" "Yes I do", she replied. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know I would have gotten out today."
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt |
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01-30-2012, 10:28 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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01-27-2012, 03:19 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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That'd be funnier if wasn't true.
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