DOG - Page 28

Carruthers · 12-20-2016, 12:40 PM

OK, there's some jiggery pokery with the camera here, but he's still a BIG lad.

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Freddy, an 18-month-old great Dane, is thought to be Britain’s biggest dog.
He was the runt of his litter but, after a growth spurt, he has been measured at 7ft 4in (2.24m) on his hind legs by owner Claire Stoneman, pictured with him at home in Southend-on-Sea, Essex.

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No item of furniture will be safe while he's in the house.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-20-2016, 12:46 PM

I'd like to hear him bark.

captainhook455 · 12-21-2016, 05:25 PM

I would hate for him to pee on my bike tire. Probably cover the windshield and seat. Might even create a piss sinkhole and it would consume my Harley.

tarheel

BigV · 12-21-2016, 11:18 PM

You're worrying for nothing, man, cause after he pees on it, it's *his* bike.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-30-2016, 06:16 PM

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Gravdigr · 12-31-2016, 10:39 AM

Including dogs and people, I know an example of each of those female names, and 7 of the male names.

Pico and ME · 12-31-2016, 11:09 AM

Shoot, that was for the cat thread, can this post be moved there or deleted?

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Pico and ME · 12-31-2016, 11:10 AM

Pico and Me

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Undertoad · 12-31-2016, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME

Shoot, that was for the cat thread, can this post be moved there or deleted?

Motion granted!

Pico and ME · 12-31-2016, 11:33 AM

Thank you UT!!

Gravdigr · 01-09-2017, 05:21 PM

A guy walks into a bar with a dog. As they sit down at the counter, the bartender tells them, that no dogs are allowed. The dog looks up and says, "I don't see any sign posted about dogs."

To which the bartender looks at them both and exclaims "Hey! You can talk! This is wild! I'm buying you both a beer".

They both thank him and proceed to enjoy their libation.

After awhile, the man excuses himself to go to the bathroom and the bartender leans over the bar and asks the dog if he'll "go over to the 7-11 across the street and ask for change from a $20 to buy a newspaper. He tells the dog that his friend across the street would get a kick out of it. In return, he'll buy beers for the both of them for the rest of the day and keep the $20 for his trouble.

The dog agrees and taking the $20 in his mouth, walks out of the bar.

When the man comes out of the bathroom, he asks where his dog has gone and panics when he is told the dog has gone outside without him.

He runs outside and begins to cross the street when he hears a sound in the alley next to the bar. When he turns into the alley, he discovers his dog humping a French Poodle. Shock, the man looks to his dog and says "Rex, how could you? You've NEVER done anything like this before!"

The dog looks up at him and says "Frankly, I've never had $20 before!"

xoxoxoBruce · 02-01-2017, 12:53 AM

Teach your kids how to make a dog...

Gravdigr · 02-01-2017, 01:28 PM

I'm not sure that's a real dog.

Gravdigr · 02-06-2017, 04:46 PM

Gravdigr · 02-06-2017, 04:52 PM

12-20-2016, 12:46 PM	#407
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'd like to hear him bark. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-21-2016, 11:18 PM	#409
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	You're worrying for nothing, man, cause after he pees on it, it's his bike. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-30-2016, 06:16 PM	#410
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-31-2016, 10:39 AM	#411
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Including dogs and people, I know an example of each of those female names, and 7 of the male names. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-31-2016, 11:09 AM	#412
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Shoot, that was for the cat thread, can this post be moved there or deleted? Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

12-21-2016, 05:25 PM	#408
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I would hate for him to pee on my bike tire. Probably cover the windshield and seat. Might even create a piss sinkhole and it would consume my Harley. tarheel

12-31-2016, 11:10 AM	#413
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Pico and Me Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

12-31-2016, 11:33 AM	#415
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Thank you UT!! __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

01-09-2017, 05:21 PM	#416
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A guy walks into a bar with a dog. As they sit down at the counter, the bartender tells them, that no dogs are allowed. The dog looks up and says, "I don't see any sign posted about dogs." To which the bartender looks at them both and exclaims "Hey! You can talk! This is wild! I'm buying you both a beer". They both thank him and proceed to enjoy their libation. After awhile, the man excuses himself to go to the bathroom and the bartender leans over the bar and asks the dog if he'll "go over to the 7-11 across the street and ask for change from a $20 to buy a newspaper. He tells the dog that his friend across the street would get a kick out of it. In return, he'll buy beers for the both of them for the rest of the day and keep the $20 for his trouble. The dog agrees and taking the $20 in his mouth, walks out of the bar. When the man comes out of the bathroom, he asks where his dog has gone and panics when he is told the dog has gone outside without him. He runs outside and begins to cross the street when he hears a sound in the alley next to the bar. When he turns into the alley, he discovers his dog humping a French Poodle. Shock, the man looks to his dog and says "Rex, how could you? You've NEVER done anything like this before!" The dog looks up at him and says "Frankly, I've never had $20 before!" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-01-2017, 12:53 AM	#417
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Teach your kids how to make a dog... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-01-2017, 01:28 PM	#418
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm not sure that's a real dog. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-06-2017, 04:46 PM	#419
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-06-2017, 04:52 PM	#420
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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