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Old 06-15-2012, 06:33 AM   #1
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The mind boggles.
Why does anyone bother anymore?

Hate and fear rule merc's life. That is a problem no one can help
him with. He can only be pitied.
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Old 06-15-2012, 11:14 AM   #2
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A horrifying item of actual What the fucking fuck news:


China vows punishment over forced abortion at seven months

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Officials forced the woman, Feng Jianmei, who is in her 20s, to have an abortion at a hospital in the northwestern province of Shaanxi in June, state media reported.

The woman's treatment drew the attention of national media and the fury of China's micro bloggers after her husband posted pictures online of her with her aborted baby girl on a hospital bed.
Another article with censored pictures and more appalling details.
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Old 06-15-2012, 07:05 PM   #3
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In Michigan you can't even say vagina.
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During a heated debate on the floor of the Michigan state House, Rep. Lisa Brown made an impassioned speech against a bill that seeks to put new regulations on abortion providers and ban all abortions after 20 weeks.

Brown, a Democrat, argued that her Jewish faith allowed for therapeutic abortions when the mother's life is in danger without regard to length of pregnancy.

"I have not asked you to adopt and adhere to my religious beliefs. Why are you asking me to adopt yours?" she said. But what came next is what got her in trouble: "And finally, Mr. Speaker, I'm flattered that you're all so interested in my vagina, but 'no' means 'no.'"

The Detroit News reports today the House Republican leadership did not allow Brown to speak on a bill about the retirement of school employees.

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"'What she said was offensive," said Rep. Mike Callton, R-Nashville. 'It was so offensive, I don't even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company.'

"Majority Floor Leader Jim Stamas, R-Midland, determined Brown's comments violated the decorum of the House, said Ari Adler, spokesman for the Republican majority."
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Old 06-16-2012, 03:26 AM   #4
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She should have said gash.
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Old 06-17-2012, 01:25 PM   #5
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She should have said gash.
Perhaps 'axewound' would have been more well-received.
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Old 06-16-2012, 05:29 AM   #6
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She should have called them a bunch of twats and then kicked
them in the cunt.
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:00 AM   #7
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Those men are being a bunch of pompous old dickheads, but technically, they're more interested in her uterus, not her orgasm chasm.
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Old 06-16-2012, 08:30 AM   #8
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After all it's uterUS not uterYOU.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 06-16-2012, 08:58 AM   #9
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After all it's uterUS not uterYOU.
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Old 06-16-2012, 04:42 PM   #10
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Utter ridiculous that some extremists remain so childish as to still be embarrassed by discussions of body parts. But then many extremists never learn basic science such as high school biology. Utter amazing.
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Old 06-17-2012, 08:57 AM   #11
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Ladies and gentlemen, no more entries please, we have a winner.

Squid Injects Woman's Tongue With Sperm Bag As She Eats In Korea

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The squid was partially cooked -- of course it was hot and bothered.

A woman in Seoul, Korea was eating semi-boiled squid when the cephalopod injected its sperm bag into her tongue, according to research published in February.

The unidentified woman reportedly experienced a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" while she chewed and spat the squid out. She had to go to the hospital when she felt severe pain and several "small, squirming" creepy crawlies in her mouth.

Doctors found that the squid had left "twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms" in the mucous membranes of her tongue and cheek.

Indeed, the woman's mouth had been essentially inseminated.

Researchers think that the squid's sperm bags came out while the woman chewed her food. Squids have "sperm bags," which are ejaculatory apparatuses that attach themselves to a female's body before slowly secreting sperm, according to Fairfax New Zealand News.
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Old 06-17-2012, 12:27 PM   #12
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Ladies and gentlemen, no more entries please, we have a winner.

Squid Injects Woman's Tongue With Sperm Bag As She Eats In Korea

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The squid was partially cooked -- of course it was hot and bothered.

A woman in Seoul, Korea was eating semi-boiled squid when the cephalopod injected its sperm bag into her tongue, according to research published in February.

The unidentified woman reportedly experienced a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" while she chewed and spat the squid out. She had to go to the hospital when she felt severe pain and several "small, squirming" creepy crawlies in her mouth.

Doctors found that the squid had left "twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms" in the mucous membranes of her tongue and cheek.

Indeed, the woman's mouth had been essentially inseminated.

Researchers think that the squid's sperm bags came out while the woman chewed her food. Squids have "sperm bags," which are ejaculatory apparatuses that attach themselves to a female's body before slowly secreting sperm, according to Fairfax New Zealand News.
How embarrassing. Now everybody knows ... she doesn't swallow.

When questioned, the squid said "I never had sex with that woman ..."
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Old 06-18-2012, 08:00 AM   #13
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That squid thing ... (a) eeiiiwwww
(b) I think that IS possible, some squid do reproduce like that!
(c) this is why anything which might possibly be capable of fighting back in even the slightest way should always be thoroughly killed before being brought to the table.
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Old 06-18-2012, 04:43 PM   #14
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...(c) this is why anything which might possibly be capable of fighting back in even the slightest way should always be thoroughly killed, and given a handjob before being brought to the table.
FIFY.
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Old 06-28-2012, 03:48 PM   #15
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And there's this:

Miracle Cat Survives Getting Impaled On Metal Fence Spike
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