Tasteless Jokes - Page 27

GunMaster357 · 05-28-2010, 09:49 AM

I'm happy to have brought you a bit of fun.

I'm usually a winner when it comes to tasteless jokes

even at my own expense

GunMaster357 · 05-30-2010, 08:37 AM

Daddy,Daddy,why is Mummy running right and left through the garden?

Shut the fuck up and give me another magazine!

mywork08 · 05-31-2010, 02:06 AM

A Chew Toy For The First Dog
Among those who will receive gifts from the Obamas this Christmas is Bo, the First Dog. The Obamas will give Bo a chew toy. Coincidentally, this is also the same present they will give Joe Biden.

sullage · 05-31-2010, 11:53 PM

Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.

GunMaster357 · 06-01-2010, 02:13 AM

A young boy comes to his father:

"Daddy, I've just made love!"

"Oh! Really?! And when will you do it again?"

"Well, I don't really know, my asshole is very sore..."

GunMaster357 · 06-01-2010, 10:19 AM

Q: What do you do after shaking the hand of a leper?

A: You give it back

classicman · 06-08-2010, 10:28 AM

Gary Coleman's personalized coffin
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TheDaVinciChode · 06-08-2010, 11:10 AM

I laughed.

Then I felt bad.

GunMaster357 · 06-09-2010, 05:05 AM

Is this supposed to make us jump to the Suspended Animation thread ?

GunMaster357 · 06-09-2010, 10:22 AM

Q: What do you call an anorexic girl with an std?

A: A quarter pounder with cheese

be-bop · 06-11-2010, 06:22 PM

Redneck Paw and Redneck Son sharing a bath
Redneck Son says " Paw this wanking is great fun"
"Yup" says Redneck Paw "And when you're older you get to use your own cock"

GunMaster357 · 06-13-2010, 04:13 AM

Q: How do you know if your girlfriend's too young for you?

A: You have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

DanaC · 06-16-2010, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

Q: How do you know if your girlfriend's too young for you?

A: You have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

lol

Is that from Jimmy Carr?

Gravdigr · 06-13-2010, 05:19 AM

There's a visual for ya...

classicman · 06-14-2010, 11:48 PM

What's the difference between Obama and his aunt?

No seriously what's the difference.

05-28-2010, 09:49 AM	#1
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	I'm happy to have brought you a bit of fun. I'm usually a winner when it comes to tasteless jokes even at my own expense __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

05-30-2010, 08:37 AM	#2
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Daddy,Daddy,why is Mummy running right and left through the garden? Shut the fuck up and give me another magazine! __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-01-2010, 02:13 AM	#5
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	A young boy comes to his father: "Daddy, I've just made love!" "Oh! Really?! And when will you do it again?" "Well, I don't really know, my asshole is very sore..." __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-01-2010, 10:19 AM	#6
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Q: What do you do after shaking the hand of a leper? A: You give it back __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-08-2010, 10:28 AM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Gary Coleman's personalized coffin . . . . . . . . . . . . Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-31-2010, 02:06 AM	#3
mywork08 Pithy Euphemist Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 19	A Chew Toy For The First Dog Among those who will receive gifts from the Obamas this Christmas is Bo, the First Dog. The Obamas will give Bo a chew toy. Coincidentally, this is also the same present they will give Joe Biden.

05-31-2010, 11:53 PM	#4
sullage Master Locutor Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Iowa Posts: 155	Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.

06-08-2010, 11:10 AM	#8
TheDaVinciChode Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 339	I laughed. Then I felt bad. __________________ "O' Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" "The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;" - Walt Whitman / Leaves Of Grass.

06-09-2010, 05:05 AM	#9
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Is this supposed to make us jump to the Suspended Animation thread ? __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-09-2010, 10:22 AM	#10
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Q: What do you call an anorexic girl with an std? A: A quarter pounder with cheese __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-11-2010, 06:22 PM	#11
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	Redneck Paw and Redneck Son sharing a bath Redneck Son says " Paw this wanking is great fun" "Yup" says Redneck Paw "And when you're older you get to use your own cock"

06-13-2010, 04:13 AM	#12
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Q: How do you know if your girlfriend's too young for you? A: You have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-13-2010, 05:19 AM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	There's a visual for ya... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-14-2010, 11:48 PM	#15
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	What's the difference between Obama and his aunt? No seriously what's the difference. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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