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BigV · 05-22-2012, 09:49 PM

In that context, it sounds like a milk chocolate yeast infection. Penalty--two weeks of celibacy. There are other places to stick that thing...

Gravdigr · 05-28-2012, 09:46 AM

I was all set to gripe about the inappropriateness of that last post in a non-NSFW thread...

...then I remembered I started this thread w/a post concerning menstrual cups, and thought "meh, chocolate dicks ain't so bad."

Gravdigr · 05-29-2012, 02:51 PM

Want, like you wouldn't believe.

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Available at: The Space.com Store, $29.95.

glatt · 05-29-2012, 03:00 PM

That's pretty cool. Although if I had it, I would be so anal I would have a hard time with the ship's name and number being off to the side like that all the time.

Sundae · 05-29-2012, 03:18 PM

Actually I will protest the fondant filled dildos in a thread not marked as NSFW..
Not appropriate to appear on your screen - given they are realistically moulded.

Can we have them switched to a NSFW thread please mods?

glatt · 05-29-2012, 03:36 PM

done

Gravdigr · 06-02-2012, 02:41 PM

via Yahoo!News

Guitar Pee Urinal Turns User Into A Music Whiz

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By Eric Pfeiffer

There's no denying it, this is a clear case of yellow journalism.

Billboard Brasil has created a new musically interactive urinal that strums guitar chords while someone goes to the bathroom. The Guitar Pee is designed to look like an actual electric guitar and plays a unique set of notes with each use.

In fact, it even records your musical output. CNET reports that once you've flushed, the urinal generates a personalized number, allowing listeners to stream the user-generated content from the Guitar Pee website.

The novelty instrument apparently was created as a tie-in with the company's marketing slogan, "Music. We know it comes from everywhere," and will be featured in bars across San Paolo.

The Guitar Pee is actually not the first attempt to create a more interactive bathroom experience.

In April, Sega Games unveiled the Toylet, a urinal that offers users a video game distraction while going to the bathroom. The Toylet isn't cheap, reportedly costing $1,748 for each urinal and more than $100 for each individual game."

While it's technically not quite as portable, we're guessing most gamers will stick with their Nintendo Wii.

ZenGum · 06-02-2012, 07:14 PM

You know urine a crazy place when you see that.

Wait, seriously, it's got an electric cable running into it. I'm not pissing into that.

plthijinx · 06-02-2012, 08:14 PM

oh come on zen! i've been struck by lightning and electrocuted by 120 and 240. it doesn't hurt that bad! maybe that's why i type in run on sentences and paragraphs! go ahead, piss on it!

ZenGum · 06-02-2012, 10:11 PM

Yeahbbut ... on yer wang?

plthijinx · 06-04-2012, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Yeahbbut ... on yer wang?

ok no, not with my wang. you got me there......i'm not the friend Zip was referring to....

Gravdigr · 06-07-2012, 05:15 PM

Flip-flop-selling vending machines??? Twenty fucking bucks? For flip-flops?????

I believe you can buy panties from a machine in Japan.

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ZenGum · 06-08-2012, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I believe you can buy used panties from a machine in Japan.

FTFY

Gravdigr · 06-08-2012, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

There's not much more likely to get stuck in a vending machine than flip-flops.

Word. I do good to get my pack of crackers. And people thought I went ballistic over 75 cents! For $20, I'm lighting that sumbitch on fire!

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

FTFY

You know, I believe they were used panties, now that I think of it.

Gravdigr · 06-16-2012, 03:26 PM

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05-22-2012, 09:49 PM	#1
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	In that context, it sounds like a milk chocolate yeast infection. Penalty--two weeks of celibacy. There are other places to stick that thing... __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-28-2012, 09:46 AM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I was all set to gripe about the inappropriateness of that last post in a non-NSFW thread... ...then I remembered I started this thread w/a post concerning menstrual cups, and thought "meh, chocolate dicks ain't so bad." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-29-2012, 02:51 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Want, like you wouldn't believe. Available at: The Space.com Store, $29.95. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-29-2012, 03:18 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Actually I will protest the fondant filled dildos in a thread not marked as NSFW.. Not appropriate to appear on your screen - given they are realistically moulded. Can we have them switched to a NSFW thread please mods? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-02-2012, 07:14 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You know urine a crazy place when you see that. Wait, seriously, it's got an electric cable running into it. I'm not pissing into that. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-29-2012, 03:00 PM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That's pretty cool. Although if I had it, I would be so anal I would have a hard time with the ship's name and number being off to the side like that all the time.

05-29-2012, 03:36 PM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	done

06-02-2012, 08:14 PM	#9
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	oh come on zen! i've been struck by lightning and electrocuted by 120 and 240. it doesn't hurt that bad! maybe that's why i type in run on sentences and paragraphs! go ahead, piss on it! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

06-02-2012, 10:11 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Yeahbbut ... on yer wang? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-07-2012, 05:15 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Flip-flop-selling vending machines??? Twenty fucking bucks? For flip-flops????? I believe you can buy panties from a machine in Japan. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-16-2012, 03:26 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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