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09-28-2010, 11:27 PM
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The future is unwritten
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In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's bladder.
In 1873 the British refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the goat first.
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09-29-2010, 09:15 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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I saw my new doctor today, boy she is HOT. I could hardly stop staring at her boobs. She told me I have to stop masturbating though. I asked, "Why?" and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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09-29-2010, 10:44 AM
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Snowflake
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09-29-2010, 11:21 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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10-18-2010, 08:51 PM
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I'm still a jerk
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09-29-2010, 11:02 AM
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Coronation Incarnate
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Take my wife............Please.
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09-29-2010, 11:13 AM
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Coronation Incarnate
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Some of 'em LOL. Really
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09-29-2010, 11:50 AM
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Snowflake
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I was gonna say, they dead, fool.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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09-29-2010, 11:56 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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09-29-2010, 11:59 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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OK, huh what? Well, we covered Belushi. WTF does that have to do with Dangerfield?
Leave the humor to the funny people? kthx
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09-29-2010, 03:54 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I hope to see the suds flow down by Galway Bay, sometime soon.
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09-29-2010, 06:03 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Safety Tip #12 for the coming Zombie Apocalypse:
Know your enemy. You know what vegan zombies want, don't you? Graaaaaiiiinnzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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09-29-2010, 07:16 PM
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Your Bartender
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Maybe they'll find Mussolini and zombify him.
He'd make the brains run on time... |
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