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08-20-2005, 06:01 AM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
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marge: homer, that crazy lady that lives in our trash pile attacked me again today homer: thats not the way she tells it lisa: but who will police the police? homer: i dunno...coastgaurd? homer: a moron? but im from earth! *homer lifts up his shirt to reveal all his organs visable after being attacked by a badger* homer: i should probably see a doctor about this though lisa: how did the badger do that without ripping your clothes? homer: what am i a tailor? becky: you got poison to play at our wedding? leadsinger: we're not poison, we're a living tribute to poison drummer: WE NEED A RIDE HOME! scorpio: ever seen a man say goodbye to his shoes? homer: *chuckles* yes once. homer: do you have any sugar? scorpio:hmm let me see *pulls sugar out of his pockets*, here ya go, sorry its not in packages *puts hands back in pockets* want any cream? homer: eeehhh..noooo sorry that will do for now |
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08-05-2005, 08:31 AM
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is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
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Ralph: I sleep in a drawer.
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08-05-2005, 08:41 AM
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Q_Q
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: somewhere in between
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Homer Simpson: "I don't have to be careful. I have a gun."
Homer: "I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES." Chief Wiggum: "Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around."
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08-05-2005, 09:27 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Homer: "When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle! They're on TV!"
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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08-05-2005, 09:28 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Homer, meeting aliens--"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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08-05-2005, 09:31 AM
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I'm here once in a while
Join Date: Aug 2005
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nelson:your moms going to jail...HA_HA
bart: your mom is already there nelson: oh, lets be friends |
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08-05-2005, 10:07 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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Homer: Linguo... dead?!
Linguo: Linguo... IS... dead... |
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08-06-2005, 08:06 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Homer: " The girl of your dreams has gotta be in SOME bar......"
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08-06-2005, 09:06 AM
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Traded your soul for pogs.
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Champaign, IL
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Rod or Tod: Lies make Baby Jesus cry.
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08-06-2005, 03:22 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Ned Flanders: "Kids, we're going to have an imaginary Christmas this year!"
Rod & Todd: "YAAAAAY!"
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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08-08-2005, 04:04 PM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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From the "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show" ...
"Heidiliho Pagans! We've brought you some ram's blood for your godless ceremony!" From King Size Homer ... "And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain." (I have a special place in my heart for Dr. Nick ... there's a doc at a local ER that sounds JUST like him)
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  wolf eht htiw og"Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 08-08-2005 at 04:10 PM. |
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08-23-2005, 08:00 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
Posts: 6,669
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 I hope you just mean the accent.
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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08-09-2005, 12:01 AM
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Has Body Temperature
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I come from a land downunder
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Ralph: "... And so my doctor says it wouldnt bleed so much if i just kept my finger outta there"
Homer "Donuts... Is there anything they can't do?" (after using a donut/anchor to stop the monorail) IN THE OZ Episode .crocodile dundee "That not a knife! THIS is a knife!" Bart "Thats not a knife.. thats a spoon" Croc Dundee "Ahhh.. I see you've played Knifey - Spooney before!!"
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08-09-2005, 05:48 AM
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Aim for the Best
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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So thats where the knifey spooney thing came from. On a bus trip back from a weekends hillwalking trip couple of the people on our bus started saying that, then applying to anything we could see out the window. It got a bit wierd when we passed an Ostrich farm... "i see you've played knifey ostrichy before then!" Good times...
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08-09-2005, 09:35 AM
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is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
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That's all they taught me; punch and grope, punch and grope........(Cedric Mason, retired boxer)
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six. |
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