Customer service has gone to hell in a handbasket

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by endeka

snip... Just because they're there to deter shoplifting doesn't mean the job can't be done subtly- it's how you go about it. If you're going to have people stand at the door and stare customers down as they come in or leave, give 'em a frickin' uniform and a taser. ~~snip~~ it's their job to scan customers. It should also be their job to make people feel welcome.)

I'm confused, how are the "greeters" going to figure out if you're planning on stealing something? And if they decide your look like low-rent trash(at Walmart? heavens no) what will they do, give you an escort?

In fairness to the underpaid/undertrained clerks, I'm sure they deal with plenty of people that are just wandering through the store with no intention of buying anything. One person needs to buy a frammis so 3 or 4 friends go along and wander about asking questions and making conversation.

It seems retail clerks are given enough work to keep them busy for the whole shift and taking care of customers is on top of that. Plus the work has to be done by the end of the shift regardless of how many customers they have. You know how stupid people can be...asking questions and not listening to the answer then asking the same thing again. Befuddled by more than one choice. Expecting the clerks to educate them on the fine points of everything from HDTV to waterpik temperatures to fish keeping.

My strategy, on the rare occasions I venture into the retail world, is going prepared. I do my homework, I know what I want, if possible find out online if they carry what I want, and know what alternatives I'll accept. The only thing I expect the clerk to know is where it is.

Now, they damn well better know where it is or who they have to ask, to find it. I try to make it perfectly clear that I won't leave in disgust or find a more accommodating clerk.
Oh, it's not your dept/area. Fine, then you will take me to the person I need and if you can't find them, I'm sure you can find your boss....lead the way.
I feel that's a fair trade for not demanding they actually know anything about the product. I don't expect them to read Consumer Reports or give me a comparison between models. Just tell me where it is.

In reality if they tried to steer me to a particular model I'd be wary of their motives and advice. Generally a gentle but firm approach works for me although I can be unpleasant if they'd prefer.

One other tip...store security...if they tell you to leave the store, OK, your choice. But don't go anywhere with them, especially an office or room away from the retail area. If it's going down, it's going down right here, in public.
I know one thing....when they say try before you buy....that doesn't include bathroom fixtures like showers and toilets.

[tw]

Originally Posted by cowhead

yeah.. there really has been a downtrend in the service industry especially with larger chains/corporations, now I don't know if people are just getting dumber and meaner or just more apathetic..

Isn't this why we once had a draft? Leave it up to the Army/Marines to put the kids' head back on straight.

[lookout123]

tw, i've seen two of your posts today and both times i've had to stop and make sure that it wasn't the "other" tw posting. tw is being funny today.

[tw.]

Originally Posted by lookout123

tw, i've seen two of your posts today and both times i've had to stop and make sure that it wasn't the "other" tw posting. tw is being funny today.

you are too emotional to tell what's funny.

[endeka]

Last note. After a decent number of years working with the public in the past, I learned this: the politeness and courteousness (towards the public) of MANY of my co-workers depended entirely on company policy and how strictly that policy was enforced. I think that some of the larger companies place very little, if any, emphasis on good customer service- or if they do, they don't want to "waste" resources on making sure it happens. And they won't do either as long as they continue to make a good profit.

[Lunaephiliac]

Lucky me, I happen to love selling things, even if i'm not making any money off the sale. I just don't understand those people who look at you like you are making their lives unbearable. We are giving them money, for cryin' out loud. That would put a smile on my face any day.

[melidasaur]

My two cents on customer service:

If you treat people like crap, you should be treated like crap. End of story. Customer Service is highly overrated because customers don't really know how to treat sales associates/clerks/insert title here. If you're an ass to someone, they should have the right to be an ass to you.

Americans have this sick sense of entitlement that sickens me.

The Brits of the bunch can correct me - but in England, if you harass an employee of an establishment or are abusive towards them in any way, you will be prosecuted. If we only had that here.

[SmurfAbuser]

Originally Posted by melidasaur

If you treat people like crap, you should be treated like crap. End of story. Customer Service is highly overrated because customers don't really know how to treat sales associates/clerks/insert title here. If you're an ass to someone, they should have the right to be an ass to you.

Americans have this sick sense of entitlement that sickens me.

Well-said. I worked retail for many years and went out of my way to be nice to people--most of the time I never got so much as a "please" or "thank you." Yes, there are nice people out there, but when you get shit on by 9 customers in a row, it's hard to be nice to customer number 10.

[staceyv]

Originally Posted by melidasaur

My two cents on customer service:

If you treat people like crap, you should be treated like crap. End of story. Customer Service is highly overrated because customers don't really know how to treat sales associates/clerks/insert title here. If you're an ass to someone, they should have the right to be an ass to you.

Americans have this sick sense of entitlement that sickens me.

You are right, that would be a perfect world..But that's not the way it is.

I bust my ass all night while smiling and being nice to people. It would be nice to tell some of them to kiss my ass, but I would be fired. Even if I just gave them a little attitude, I wouldn't receive a tip from them.

Now, If I have to do this, I get REALLY pissed off when I am treated like crap in a store.
That's the way things work, and I KNOW they are trained to be polite to customers. SO, if they are an asshole to me, they are breaking all the rules that I personally torture myself trying to follow.

And since no one clicks on my link and reads the rhyme of my life, here you go:

What is wrong with customer service?
I keep thinking that I don’t deserve this,
Every time that I go to a shop or a store
I decide that I won’t go back there anymore,
They don’t hire or pay well- they're worthless.

Last night to walmart we went,
The girl at the desk needs to vent
To a really good shrink,
Or at least stop and think
I stormed out-not a penny I spent.

And the guy from the grocery store deli,
Who works all day with meat that’s smelly,
He lied to us, said he can’t serve anymore,
The he made us wait while he washed all of the floor,
All I wanted was food in my belly.

All these places pay minimum wage,
And they hire kids at a young age.
If I acted like they do, I just would be fired,
But I’m able to keep a smile when I am tired,
Their “service” provokes to me rage.

[richlevy]

Nice poetry.

[Trilby]

Stacey should start a mag for wait staff. I'd buy it.

[wolf]

It is a very rare thing when a waitress is the main character of a book, much less an interesting waitress.

Particularly one that is not a waitress for a few mere pages of a romance novel before she meets the dashing rich young man, marries, and gets kidnapped by pirates.

I have not finished this book yet, but there are no pirates. Not yet anyway, and I'm about halfway through.

And she became a waitress after meeting the dashing young man.

I don't know how things are going to come out yet, but there are so many aspects of Newport and summer people who don't tip and year round rich people who have their own problems and quirks, that it might be interesting for StaceyV (and anyone else here) to read.

I know there's going to be a tragedy somewhere along the line. I have hit at least one, see the hints of a second, and am just waiting to find out what's really happening.

There has to be another tragedy, you see, because it's by the guy who wrote Fight Club.

Diary

[Trilby]

Originally Posted by wolf

It is a very rare thing when a waitress is the main character of a book, much less an interesting waitress.



...it's by the guy who wrote Fight Club.

But a lot of movies have an interesting waitress as a main character...


...and how many times do I have to tell you? Do not talk about Fight Club

[richlevy]

Originally Posted by wolf

There has to be another tragedy, you see, because it's by the guy who wrote Fight Club.

Diary

I just followed your link to Amazon. This must be a relatively new feature.

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[Catwoman]

Brilliant. For those of you in England, I have just written a similar letter to the ASA regarding the ubiquitous Jamster ringtone adverts. My god, they're enough to drive a sane man blind.