euphamisms - Page 2

blue · 06-05-2004, 10:56 PM

euphamisms? Are you serious? Does that look right to you? Even stoned? You may be mr. finance manager but I can outspell yer ass anyday.

lumberjim · 06-05-2004, 11:18 PM

well, spelling challenges are a bit tricky on a message board, or i'd call your bluff. i always drop spigot on my spelling adversary at this point. hasn't failed me yet.

lumberjim · 06-05-2004, 11:19 PM

anyway, i'm pleased with myself that i even know what the word means. it does mean what i think it means, doesn't it?

blue · 06-05-2004, 11:23 PM

Well thats different mr smart;y pants.......I thought a euphamism meant I got stuff to do when you mean you want to wack off?

lumberjim · 06-06-2004, 12:01 AM

actualy, i might as well let you in on the secret. It was a subtle challenge to see who would get it, and misspell one word in their posts. i guess you missed that. I'll make the next one easier.

hot_pastrami · 06-06-2004, 12:23 AM

Here are a few... I'll let you ponder on their true meaning if you don't already know:

I've gotta go see a man about a horse.
I'm gonna go "practice lightsaber" with "captain Solo."

...ok, I can only think of two at the moment. Stupid brain.

blue · 06-06-2004, 01:04 AM

"drop spigot"

I sometimes get a case of the backwoods, but drop spigot?

Are you ok LJ?

Kitsune · 06-06-2004, 09:28 AM

"Unclogging the hairy drain" - coathanger abortion.

(Yep, I'm goin' to hell!)

limey · 06-06-2004, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kitsune
"Unclogging the hairy drain" - coathanger abortion.

(Yep, I'm goin' to hell!)

lumberjim · 06-06-2004, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blue
"drop spigot"

I sometimes get a case of the backwoods, but drop spigot?

Are you ok LJ?

i'm fine...by "drop spigot" i meant that I usually challenge them to spell that word. It's simple sounding, but most people will go "s-p-i-c-k-e-t" and then grin smugly. When I remind them that it is s-p-i-g-o-t, that usually ends the contest.

wolf · 06-06-2004, 11:34 AM

You challenge car salesmen to spelling contests.

Jim, you need to get out more.

lumberjim · 06-06-2004, 11:46 AM

funny, volpe.

It was actually 2 seperate incidents where a salesman was popping off about how skilled a speller they were. you gotta nip that shit in the bud, or they'll start to think they are actually intelligent, and start making decisions on their own.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-06-2004, 02:03 PM

You've done a good job, I haven't met one yet.

06-05-2004, 10:56 PM	#16
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	euphamisms? Are you serious? Does that look right to you? Even stoned? You may be mr. finance manager but I can outspell yer ass anyday. __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

06-05-2004, 11:18 PM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	well, spelling challenges are a bit tricky on a message board, or i'd call your bluff. i always drop spigot on my spelling adversary at this point. hasn't failed me yet. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-05-2004, 11:19 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	anyway, i'm pleased with myself that i even know what the word means. it does mean what i think it means, doesn't it? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-05-2004, 11:23 PM	#19
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Well thats different mr smart;y pants.......I thought a euphamism meant I got stuff to do when you mean you want to wack off? __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

06-06-2004, 12:01 AM	#20
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	actualy, i might as well let you in on the secret. It was a subtle challenge to see who would get it, and misspell one word in their posts. i guess you missed that. I'll make the next one easier. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-06-2004, 12:23 AM	#21
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	Here are a few... I'll let you ponder on their true meaning if you don't already know: I've gotta go see a man about a horse. I'm gonna go "practice lightsaber" with "captain Solo." ...ok, I can only think of two at the moment. Stupid brain. __________________ Hot Pastrami!

06-06-2004, 01:04 AM	#22
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	"drop spigot" I sometimes get a case of the backwoods, but drop spigot? Are you ok LJ? __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

06-06-2004, 09:28 AM	#23
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	"Unclogging the hairy drain" - coathanger abortion. (Yep, I'm goin' to hell!)

06-06-2004, 11:34 AM	#26
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You challenge car salesmen to spelling contests. Jim, you need to get out more. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-06-2004, 11:46 AM	#27
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	funny, volpe. It was actually 2 seperate incidents where a salesman was popping off about how skilled a speller they were. you gotta nip that shit in the bud, or they'll start to think they are actually intelligent, and start making decisions on their own. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-06-2004, 02:03 PM	#28
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You've done a good job, I haven't met one yet. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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