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Radar · 05-07-2004, 10:23 AM

queso = cheese = frommage

glatt · 05-07-2004, 10:26 AM

OK. It's cheese. But there must be something special about it if clodfobble is would choose it over sex. I've never found a cheese I felt that way about.

05-07-2004, 11:22 AM

Actually, to me its sort of a wierd comparison. Kind of like saying its better to have a cat than it is to read a good book. Or that zebras are better than blenders. I enjoy a good meal and I enjoy good sex. I've even picked up men in the grocery store when shopping for dinner. I suppose if I had to make a choice between eating bland food and having bland sex, I'd pick eating bland food and having great sex. As for variety, there are as many varieties of men as there are varieties of food and the ways you can "season" your "meal" are endless. I could give some examples, but its my understanding that this is not a porn site, so I'll leave it to your imagination (You do have an imagination, don't you?).

Radar · 05-07-2004, 01:15 PM

The only real comparison between food is the old saying...

Sex is like Pizza, even when it's bad, it's really not that bad.

cowhead · 05-07-2004, 01:58 PM

well... that's a toughie.

speaking as a 'culinarian' (aka. I need to finish the paperwork to get my 'chef' status) the two are so intertwined (or can be) that the overall experience can be equally sensual.. ideally good food followed by good sex, both sublime and complex.. or heh.. both at the same time.. yeah yeah I know. the thing is that if you put a little passion and thought into it, they can both be very very rewarding.. at this point though I'd go with bland food and great sex..

which reminds me.. I figured out on of lifes great mysteries..

you can't have your cake and eat it too..
but..
you CAN halve your cake and eat it too..

damn.. the devils in the details

jaguar · 05-07-2004, 02:07 PM

Quote:

You do have an imagination, don't you?

I'm wondering.

beavis · 05-07-2004, 02:14 PM

i always get hungry after sex so i think i would be screwed without either one.

p.s. i thoroughly intended that awful pun.

Clodfobble · 05-07-2004, 03:11 PM

OK. It's cheese. But there must be something special about it if clodfobble is would choose it over sex. I've never found a cheese I felt that way about.

It's specifically more like a melted cheese sauce with tomatoes and peppers added that one dips chips into. Recipes and quality vary all over the place--the lowest common denominator would be Velveeta cheese and a can of Rotel.

That is not the kind I am talking about, however. There is a restaurant here called Kerbey Lane Cafe which uses white cheeses instead of yellow ones (which are much more common), as well as larger tomato chunks and a magical combination of peppers, and that stuff is heavenly. They even sell it in jars there, it's so popular.

perth · 05-07-2004, 03:16 PM

So where do you stand on the addition of black beans or ground beef to the mix?

Clodfobble · 05-07-2004, 03:21 PM

So where do you stand on the addition of black beans or ground beef to the mix?

They're both good, although I would prefer the black beans get very thoroughly drained before being added or the cheese gets lost.

But to me, that's really more like asking, "Can you put queso on black beans or ground beef?" And the answer is always yes, queso can be put on top of anything to make it better.

Undertoad · 05-07-2004, 03:38 PM

If this thread turns into a recipe discussion I think its question has been answered.

glatt · 05-07-2004, 03:41 PM

Sounds like you could drip it over the taut, quivering body of a sex partner and lick it off. Kind of like the dripping melted wax idea, but with cheese.

How's that for bringing it back around, UT?

perth · 05-07-2004, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad
If this thread turns into a recipe discussion I think its question has been answered.

Sorry about that, Toad. Looks like Glatt is getting it on the right track tho.

DanaC · 05-07-2004, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Food will never tell you that your apartment is too small and that it is time to get deeper into debt..
Yelof ducks and creeps off stage left

Ah dear me, That had made chuckle

mmm.....sex or food?...sex or food?....Depends on the sex.....depends on the food...I've had some great sex....but I have had some lousy sex too.....Had a few bloody good meals....eaten my share of tasteless crap.....

I dont go with that idea of even bad sex being better than no sex. Bad sex is not fun or pleasant its just.....bad.

blue · 05-07-2004, 06:52 PM

Yes please tell.

And could someone move this to the "what the fuck?" thread?

If you're choosing food over sex I'd love to see a picture of you.

And yes, bad sex IS better than no sex....but you're a woman right?

05-07-2004, 10:23 AM	#16
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	queso = cheese = frommage __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

05-07-2004, 01:15 PM	#19
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	The only real comparison between food is the old saying... Sex is like Pizza, even when it's bad, it's really not that bad. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

05-07-2004, 01:58 PM	#20
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	well... that's a toughie. speaking as a 'culinarian' (aka. I need to finish the paperwork to get my 'chef' status) the two are so intertwined (or can be) that the overall experience can be equally sensual.. ideally good food followed by good sex, both sublime and complex.. or heh.. both at the same time.. yeah yeah I know. the thing is that if you put a little passion and thought into it, they can both be very very rewarding.. at this point though I'd go with bland food and great sex.. which reminds me.. I figured out on of lifes great mysteries.. you can't have your cake and eat it too.. but.. you CAN halve your cake and eat it too.. damn.. the devils in the details __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

05-07-2004, 06:52 PM	#30
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Yes please tell. And could someone move this to the "what the fuck?" thread? If you're choosing food over sex I'd love to see a picture of you. And yes, bad sex IS better than no sex....but you're a woman right? __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

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05-07-2004, 10:26 AM	#17
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	OK. It's cheese. But there must be something special about it if clodfobble is would choose it over sex. I've never found a cheese I felt that way about.

05-07-2004, 11:22 AM	#18
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Actually, to me its sort of a wierd comparison. Kind of like saying its better to have a cat than it is to read a good book. Or that zebras are better than blenders. I enjoy a good meal and I enjoy good sex. I've even picked up men in the grocery store when shopping for dinner. I suppose if I had to make a choice between eating bland food and having bland sex, I'd pick eating bland food and having great sex. As for variety, there are as many varieties of men as there are varieties of food and the ways you can "season" your "meal" are endless. I could give some examples, but its my understanding that this is not a porn site, so I'll leave it to your imagination (You do have an imagination, don't you?).

05-07-2004, 02:14 PM	#22
beavis butthead died Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: mtv reruns Posts: 88	i always get hungry after sex so i think i would be screwed without either one. p.s. i thoroughly intended that awful pun.

05-07-2004, 03:11 PM	#23
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	OK. It's cheese. But there must be something special about it if clodfobble is would choose it over sex. I've never found a cheese I felt that way about. It's specifically more like a melted cheese sauce with tomatoes and peppers added that one dips chips into. Recipes and quality vary all over the place--the lowest common denominator would be Velveeta cheese and a can of Rotel. That is not the kind I am talking about, however. There is a restaurant here called Kerbey Lane Cafe which uses white cheeses instead of yellow ones (which are much more common), as well as larger tomato chunks and a magical combination of peppers, and that stuff is heavenly. They even sell it in jars there, it's so popular.

05-07-2004, 03:16 PM	#24
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	So where do you stand on the addition of black beans or ground beef to the mix?

05-07-2004, 03:21 PM	#25
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	So where do you stand on the addition of black beans or ground beef to the mix? They're both good, although I would prefer the black beans get very thoroughly drained before being added or the cheese gets lost. But to me, that's really more like asking, "Can you put queso on black beans or ground beef?" And the answer is always yes, queso can be put on top of anything to make it better.

05-07-2004, 03:38 PM	#26
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	If this thread turns into a recipe discussion I think its question has been answered.

05-07-2004, 03:41 PM	#27
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Sounds like you could drip it over the taut, quivering body of a sex partner and lick it off. Kind of like the dripping melted wax idea, but with cheese. How's that for bringing it back around, UT?

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