Will someone please invent... - Page 2

Gravdigr · 08-10-2015, 02:31 PM

A personal A/C device, that works. Maybe the size and shape of an umbrella, weighs two ounces, runs on a watch battery that lasts for five years, and keeps the air in your personal space a balmy 72 degrees.

See? I'm pretty easy to please.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-10-2015, 02:32 PM

What, no fart dissipater?

fargon · 08-10-2015, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

What, no fart dissipater?

I love my farts, why would I want to dissipate them? Farts are to be shared.

Gravdigr · 08-10-2015, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

Farts are to be shared.

That's why farts stink...So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

fargon · 08-10-2015, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

That's why farts stink...So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

Your Rite.

lumberjim · 08-10-2015, 04:24 PM

Why don't we switch to a system where you get a card with a 21 digit ID coded in bar code, QG code, Chip or whatever... and it has your standard info that those companies all want. Email, phone, name, zipcode.

And instead of the store giving you their unique card, you give them yours and they sign up for YOU?

Is that already out there?

Gravdigr · 08-11-2015, 02:30 PM

Oooooooh...

xoxoxoBruce · 08-11-2015, 03:39 PM

Nope, I'm very selective giving out information to businesses. You need my phone number AND email address? Would you like my mother's maiden/middle name, high school mascot, and first pet's name, too? I don't think so.

lumberjim · 08-11-2015, 04:58 PM

THEN you choose to NOT let them sign up for xoxobruce. and you get no discount. your choice entirely.

Gravdigr · 08-11-2015, 05:24 PM

I remember asking RadioShack why they needed my phone number to sell me a battery, in person, for cash.

Clodfobble · 08-12-2015, 12:12 PM

Yep. I cook a lot, have between 4 and 6 household members depending on what week it is, and almost always have to run my dishwasher twice a day.

monster · 08-12-2015, 04:01 PM

yup the magical wishdosh even does the work quietly while you sleep, and makes sure the pipes are full of nice hot water for your shower in the morning if you time it right.... Our tribe often eat in the car, but the dishes always make it home. 5-6 meals a day and plenty of drinks of milk and tea for 5 plus "snacks" for three athletes dirty a fuck on of pots and pans.

it · 08-12-2015, 05:06 PM

I have a robot that cleans the floor, I have a robot that scrubs it, why can't I have a robot that picks up furniture so that it can get to the tough spots underneath it? Like a really flat roomba with a piston smart enough to find the center of mass and lift from there? or a group of toy sized forklift working together? IDK...

edit: OK so I don't actually have them, but we have them, as a species.

08-10-2015, 02:31 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A personal A/C device, that works. Maybe the size and shape of an umbrella, weighs two ounces, runs on a watch battery that lasts for five years, and keeps the air in your personal space a balmy 72 degrees. See? I'm pretty easy to please. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-10-2015, 02:32 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	What, no fart dissipater? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-10-2015, 04:24 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	You know those shopper club card keychain tabs? Why don't we switch to a system where you get a card with a 21 digit ID coded in bar code, QG code, Chip or whatever... and it has your standard info that those companies all want. Email, phone, name, zipcode. And instead of the store giving you their unique card, you give them yours and they sign up for YOU? Is that already out there? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-11-2015, 02:30 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Oooooooh... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-11-2015, 03:39 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nope, I'm very selective giving out information to businesses. You need my phone number AND email address? Would you like my mother's maiden/middle name, high school mascot, and first pet's name, too? I don't think so. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-11-2015, 04:58 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	THEN you choose to NOT let them sign up for xoxobruce. and you get no discount. your choice entirely. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-11-2015, 05:24 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I remember asking RadioShack why they needed my phone number to sell me a battery, in person, for cash. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-12-2015, 12:12 PM	#11
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Yep. I cook a lot, have between 4 and 6 household members depending on what week it is, and almost always have to run my dishwasher twice a day. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-12-2015, 04:01 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yup the magical wishdosh even does the work quietly while you sleep, and makes sure the pipes are full of nice hot water for your shower in the morning if you time it right.... Our tribe often eat in the car, but the dishes always make it home. 5-6 meals a day and plenty of drinks of milk and tea for 5 plus "snacks" for three athletes dirty a fuck on of pots and pans. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-12-2015, 05:06 PM	#13
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	I have a robot that cleans the floor, I have a robot that scrubs it, why can't I have a robot that picks up furniture so that it can get to the tough spots underneath it? Like a really flat roomba with a piston smart enough to find the center of mass and lift from there? or a group of toy sized forklift working together? IDK... edit: OK so I don't actually have them, but we have them, as a species.

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