Somali Pirates

[HungLikeJesus]

Arrgh, matie.

[classicman]

I left that cake out in the rain.

but but but - what about the cupcakes?

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by classicman

but but but - what about the cupcakes?

It was a light drizzle, more of a mist, really.

[Urbane Guerrilla]

About that cake...

And the rain is, too.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Some background on how/why the pirates came to be.

In 1991, the government of Somalia – in the Horn of Africa – collapsed. Its 9 million people have been teetering on starvation ever since – and many of the ugliest forces in the Western world have seen this as a great opportunity to steal the country’s food supply and dump our nuclear waste in their seas.

Yes: nuclear waste. As soon as the government was gone, mysterious European ships started appearing off the coast of Somalia, dumping vast barrels into the ocean. The coastal population began to sicken. At first they suffered strange rashes, nausea and malformed babies. Then, after the 2005 tsunami, hundreds of the dumped and leaking barrels washed up on shore. People began to suffer from radiation sickness, and more than 300 died.

Ahmedou Ould-Abdallah, the U.N. envoy to Somalia, tells me: “Somebody is dumping nuclear material here. There is also lead and heavy metals such as cadmium and mercury – you name it.” Much of it can be traced back to European hospitals and factories, who seem to be passing it on to the Italian mafia to “dispose” of cheaply. When I asked Ould-Abdallah what European governments were doing about it, he said with a sigh: “Nothing. There has been no cleanup, no compensation and no prevention.”

At the same time, other European ships have been looting Somalia’s seas of their greatest resource: seafood. We have destroyed our own fish stocks by over-exploitation – and now we have moved on to theirs. More than $300 million worth of tuna, shrimp, lobster and other sea life is being stolen every year by vast trawlers illegally sailing into Somalia’s unprotected seas.

The local fishermen have suddenly lost their livelihoods, and they are starving. Mohammed Hussein, a fisherman in the town of Marka 100km south of Mogadishu, told Reuters: “If nothing is done, there soon won’t be much fish left in our coastal waters.”

This is the context in which the men we are calling “pirates” have emerged. Everyone agrees they were ordinary Somalian fishermen who at first took speedboats to try to dissuade the dumpers and trawlers, or at least wage a “tax” on them. They call themselves the Volunteer Coast Guard of Somalia – and it’s not hard to see why.

From here.

Of course that doesn't excuse what they are doing, but it does explain why 70% of Somalians, "strongly support" them.

[Sundae]

My cupcakes bring all the boys to the yard

[footfootfoot]

Never eat fish.

[ZenGum]

Ahh, Somalia, the Libertarian paradise.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Ahh, Somalia, the Libertarian paradise.

Now you have cholera

[sexobon]

Maybe they can be transitioned to professional sports, it works in Pittsburgh!

[ZenGum]

No, no, I've died of dysentery.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

No, no, I've died of dysentery.

Can I have your stereo, then?

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

No, no, I've died of dysentery.

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Can I have your stereo, then?

Sorry turns out it wasn't dysentery, it was just datexit, so, no dice.

[Griff]

From the department of deactivated military personnel...

Drugs in room where former SEALs found dead on ‘Captain Phillips’ ship

[glatt]

So it was drugs huh? When I heard two dead, and investigation underway, I figured it had to be drugs.

That's too bad.