If you had died today.. - Page 2

footfootfoot · 01-17-2012, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Death? DEATH? I heard he was torn apart by radioactive wild dogs and the pieces hurled into a furnace which was blasted into the sun on a nuclear powered rocket!

You and my son should be pen pals.

lookout123 · 01-16-2012, 08:46 PM

I completed the Tough Mudder yesterday. Today I sneezed and my hamstrings snapped causing me to fall over and drown in the shower.

monster · 01-16-2012, 09:10 PM

Today I died of boredom during the second half of the Wings' game.

Aliantha · 01-16-2012, 09:18 PM

Today I died of pork overload.

monster · 01-16-2012, 09:20 PM

oo-eer, missus! phnarr phnarr

Undertoad · 01-16-2012, 09:23 PM

Today was a pretty good day and so I decided not to jump off the Walt Whitman bridge. My grisly body will not be found on the Jersey side across from the airport. The nightly news will not show my Facebook profile picture.

monster · 01-16-2012, 09:49 PM

well, not for that reason, anyway......

ZenGum · 01-16-2012, 11:39 PM

Walt Whitman and Jersey in the same thought and you decided to live???

Bullitt · 01-16-2012, 11:49 PM

Rolling the ambulance, contracting MRSA or C-diff, stabbed by a psych patient, shot for the drugs in my squad on any number of the sketchy streets here in Akron, or even at our station where there was a double homicide a block away last month. Good times.

monster · 01-17-2012, 12:02 AM

you coulda saved some of those for the rest of the week.....

SamIam · 01-17-2012, 02:03 AM

Accidental drowning due to falling asleep in the bathtub. The kitties request that donations be sent for their cat chow supply in lieu of flowers.

Trilby · 01-17-2012, 05:17 AM

What does one say to the God of Death?

"Not today!"

glatt · 01-17-2012, 07:28 AM

As always, I got killed today by a car whose driver doesn't understand what crosswalks mean.

it · 01-17-2012, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

what crosswalks mean.

...drive faster before you have to wait [20sec that feel like] an hour for the evil old lady whose going to cross the road just so she can make you wait and ruin your day [clearly having no plans of her own]?

kerosene · 01-17-2012, 09:56 AM

A giant snot-man put a snot-pillow over my face and suffocated me.

01-16-2012, 08:46 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	I completed the Tough Mudder yesterday. Today I sneezed and my hamstrings snapped causing me to fall over and drown in the shower. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-16-2012, 09:10 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Today I died of boredom during the second half of the Wings' game. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-16-2012, 09:18 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Today I died of pork overload. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-16-2012, 09:20 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oo-eer, missus! phnarr phnarr __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-16-2012, 09:49 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	well, not for that reason, anyway...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-16-2012, 09:23 PM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Today was a pretty good day and so I decided not to jump off the Walt Whitman bridge. My grisly body will not be found on the Jersey side across from the airport. The nightly news will not show my Facebook profile picture.

01-16-2012, 11:39 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Walt Whitman and Jersey in the same thought and you decided to live??? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-16-2012, 11:49 PM	#9
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Rolling the ambulance, contracting MRSA or C-diff, stabbed by a psych patient, shot for the drugs in my squad on any number of the sketchy streets here in Akron, or even at our station where there was a double homicide a block away last month. Good times. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

01-17-2012, 12:02 AM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you coulda saved some of those for the rest of the week..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-17-2012, 02:03 AM	#11
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Accidental drowning due to falling asleep in the bathtub. The kitties request that donations be sent for their cat chow supply in lieu of flowers.

01-17-2012, 05:17 AM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What does one say to the God of Death? "Not today!" __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-17-2012, 07:28 AM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	As always, I got killed today by a car whose driver doesn't understand what crosswalks mean.

01-17-2012, 09:56 AM	#15
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	A giant snot-man put a snot-pillow over my face and suffocated me.

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