Rick Perry's Memory Book - Page 2

infinite monkey · 11-18-2011, 09:36 AM

Apples/Oranges.

I find Rick funny because he looked like a deer in the headlights, and instead of saying "I forgot" he kept trying to skim over it, even looking innocent when someone suggested the EPA was the missing ingredient, until the mod said "Was the EPA the third?" Rick: uh, no, uh, no.

I presume the conservatives find Ann funny because she's really good at horsing around about liberal politics.

infinite monkey · 11-18-2011, 09:38 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you've all waited for: Rick Perry and the Parachutes, performing all their greatest hits!

(Rick and band come out amidst smoke machines and darkness. Lights go up. Drums start in...)

Rick: Hello ATLANTA! Are you ready to rock? Let's go! A ONE, and a TWO, and a....uhhhhh.

I slay me.

infinite monkey · 11-18-2011, 10:34 AM

Spexx: check your P...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

classicman · 11-18-2011, 11:46 AM

I agree with you to some extent glatt.
But still the guy is a tool, even if he was the gov. of uhhh...

Lamplighter · 11-18-2011, 12:25 PM

Andrea Mitchell just interviewed Rep Barney Frank, about a House Bill
that blocks standards for school lunch programs... something about pizza is now a vegetable.

Franks reply was that Republicans took three Bill and combined them,
and then would not allow Amendments to their final Bill.
He started naming the three Bills and got two of them, but then said:

"I'm having a Perry moment"

For another entry in the urban dictionary.

tw · 11-18-2011, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

"I'm having a Perry moment"

A latest Perry commercial took an Obama comment completely out of context to claim Obama was disparaging American workers at an Asian trade conference. NBC News rather bluntly (I was surprised how blunt NBC was) accused Perry of misrepresenting facts. Then played the Obama quote in proper context. NBC then said rather bluntly that what Perry claimed and what Obama actually said were different.

NBC was doing what Peter Jennings of ABC so often did. Which is why George Jr Republicans so routinely attacked Peter Jennings.

Lamplighter · 11-19-2011, 06:55 PM

...

classicman · 11-18-2011, 04:33 PM

nice.
We should trademark it and make T-shirts.

ZenGum · 11-18-2011, 05:09 PM

A meme is born.

DanaC · 11-20-2011, 06:01 AM

I must admit, I did feel a little sorry for him in that moment. I do think that someone putting themselves forward for the most powerful, and therefore most high pressured job in the world, should be able to handle the pressure of a televised debate a little better though.

Having had a brain fart moment, he could have done much better on damage control.

Ibby · 11-29-2011, 06:27 PM

Rick Perry not remembering the third agency to cut is funny because we all like seeing people make fools of themselves on TV. It's not really a political attack, or has little legitimacy as one. It happens to everyone. It blows my mind that there has been so little actual analysis of the POSITION beyond him forgetting it. The fact that he wants to AXE the department of EDUCATION should have you worried.

footfootfoot · 11-30-2011, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram

Rick Perry not remembering the third agency to cut is funny because we all like seeing people make fools of themselves on TV. It's not really a political attack, or has little legitimacy as one. It happens to everyone. It blows my mind that there has been so little actual analysis of the POSITION beyond him forgetting it. The fact that he wants to AXE the department of EDUCATION should have you worried.

That and his brain freezes are what will get him elected. Stupid Americans do not like a president that makes them feel stupid, they like a president that makes them feel smart or at least that the pres is "one of us"

Note George Bush with his awe shucks misunderestimating etc.

I have to stop now.

ZenGum · 11-29-2011, 10:52 PM

What Ibram said.

infinite monkey · 11-30-2011, 08:09 AM

Yeah, that kind of got all lost in the melee, didn't it?

infinite monkey · 11-30-2011, 08:50 AM

Probably because so many people thought he was going to ASK the Department of Education something.

"Let me axe you this: does the Department of Education rilly fulfeel our nids?"

11-18-2011, 11:46 AM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I agree with you to some extent glatt. But still the guy is a tool, even if he was the gov. of uhhh... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-19-2011, 06:55 PM	#7
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Sometimes the stars align.... ... Attached Images

11-18-2011, 04:33 PM	#8
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	nice. We should trademark it and make T-shirts. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-18-2011, 05:09 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	A meme is born. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-29-2011, 06:27 PM	#11
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Rick Perry not remembering the third agency to cut is funny because we all like seeing people make fools of themselves on TV. It's not really a political attack, or has little legitimacy as one. It happens to everyone. It blows my mind that there has been so little actual analysis of the POSITION beyond him forgetting it. The fact that he wants to AXE the department of EDUCATION should have you worried. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-18-2011, 09:36 AM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Apples/Oranges. I find Rick funny because he looked like a deer in the headlights, and instead of saying "I forgot" he kept trying to skim over it, even looking innocent when someone suggested the EPA was the missing ingredient, until the mod said "Was the EPA the third?" Rick: uh, no, uh, no. I presume the conservatives find Ann funny because she's really good at horsing around about liberal politics.

11-18-2011, 09:38 AM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you've all waited for: Rick Perry and the Parachutes, performing all their greatest hits! (Rick and band come out amidst smoke machines and darkness. Lights go up. Drums start in...) Rick: Hello ATLANTA! Are you ready to rock? Let's go! A ONE, and a TWO, and a....uhhhhh. I slay me.

11-18-2011, 10:34 AM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Spexx: check your P...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

11-18-2011, 12:25 PM	#5
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Andrea Mitchell just interviewed Rep Barney Frank, about a House Bill that blocks standards for school lunch programs... something about pizza is now a vegetable. Franks reply was that Republicans took three Bill and combined them, and then would not allow Amendments to their final Bill. He started naming the three Bills and got two of them, but then said: "I'm having a Perry moment" For another entry in the urban dictionary.

11-29-2011, 10:52 PM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What Ibram said. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-30-2011, 08:09 AM	#14
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yeah, that kind of got all lost in the melee, didn't it?

11-30-2011, 08:50 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Probably because so many people thought he was going to ASK the Department of Education something. "Let me axe you this: does the Department of Education rilly fulfeel our nids?" Last edited by infinite monkey; 11-30-2011 at 09:26 AM. Reason: badass grammar

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