I don't know what to do - Page 2

DanaC · 05-10-2011, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Some in my office have had the mirrors on their desks. See, they think we're 12 and we have to face with computers facing out and asses ready for kicking.

I can't stand to see a mirror accidentally, so I don't know about the mirror.

See, now I just need to be deaf AND blind.

Pammy!

monster · 05-10-2011, 10:33 AM

Does she deal with the students? If so, fill out a complaint/comment as an anon student

infinite monkey · 05-10-2011, 10:34 AM

She does, we all do, but I don't think she chews gum up there.

I feel like such a noodge!

footfootfoot · 05-10-2011, 10:35 AM

yeah, you seriously need a mirror. and a concealed speaker with a tape loop of her gum chewing and smacking played even louder than she is so your drowns out hers.

monster · 05-10-2011, 10:36 AM

right, but at least it's a way to get the topic broached.

infinite monkey · 05-10-2011, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

right, but at least it's a way to get the topic broached.

Hmmmm. Maybe. We don't have an office suggestion box, and I'd hate for it to go anywhere else, like the VP.

Grown-up thing for me to do would be to tell her.

But, noodge speaking, not sure I can.

infinite monkey · 05-10-2011, 10:37 AM

One day, I passive-aggressively tried to chew gum like she does. I couldn't keep it up. I couldn't stand it.

DanaC · 05-10-2011, 10:38 AM

I dunno why, but the idea of you passive-aggressively chewing gum is hysterically funny.

infinite monkey · 05-10-2011, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

I dunno why, but the idea of you passive-aggressively chewing gum is hysterically funny.

Thanks!

It was pretty funny!

monster · 05-10-2011, 10:40 AM

ok, for the greater good, get a pack of gum the same color, chew it up enough so you can stick it all over the place around her cubicle and in places that will annoy the boss/other people. Like the coke machine, photocopier that you don't need, boss' door handle.... Sit back and relax.

infinite monkey · 05-10-2011, 10:46 AM

Now we're getting somewhere!

footfootfoot · 05-10-2011, 10:47 AM

@ Monster: You are the undisputed revenge champion. I bow to you.

monster · 05-10-2011, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

@ Monster: You are the undisputed revenge champion. I bow to you.

it's worrying, isn't it?

attack of the moralizers about the rongs of wrevenge in 3...2...

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 10:47 AM

You should walk up and point a gun in her face and give her a solid leg strike. When she is mopping up her pee, tell her in the future it will be one trigger squeeze for each stick of gum.

infinite monkey · 05-10-2011, 10:52 AM

lookout, even my liberal-minded self finds that an appealing idea.

Apparently, I have TWO triggers (pun intended): not being able to leave when I want or need to leave (long old sad story) AND gum noises.

05-10-2011, 10:33 AM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Does she deal with the students? If so, fill out a complaint/comment as an anon student __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-10-2011, 10:35 AM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	yeah, you seriously need a mirror. and a concealed speaker with a tape loop of her gum chewing and smacking played even louder than she is so your drowns out hers. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-10-2011, 10:36 AM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	right, but at least it's a way to get the topic broached. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-10-2011, 10:40 AM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	ok, for the greater good, get a pack of gum the same color, chew it up enough so you can stick it all over the place around her cubicle and in places that will annoy the boss/other people. Like the coke machine, photocopier that you don't need, boss' door handle.... Sit back and relax. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-10-2011, 10:47 AM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	@ Monster: You are the undisputed revenge champion. I bow to you. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-10-2011, 10:34 AM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	She does, we all do, but I don't think she chews gum up there. I feel like such a noodge!

05-10-2011, 10:37 AM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	One day, I passive-aggressively tried to chew gum like she does. I couldn't keep it up. I couldn't stand it.

05-10-2011, 10:46 AM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Now we're getting somewhere!

05-10-2011, 10:47 AM	#14
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	You should walk up and point a gun in her face and give her a solid leg strike. When she is mopping up her pee, tell her in the future it will be one trigger squeeze for each stick of gum. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-10-2011, 10:52 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	lookout, even my liberal-minded self finds that an appealing idea. Apparently, I have TWO triggers (pun intended): not being able to leave when I want or need to leave (long old sad story) AND gum noises.

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