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Old 05-27-2010, 09:29 PM   #16
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How will you prepare them?
She'll tell them, gently, that life isn't always fair for turtles. She will teach them to take care of themselves. Then, she'll let them fly away. (Oh, the turtle analogy...turtles don't fly.) Then she'll let them scoot away.

How can you really prepare anyone?
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Old 05-27-2010, 09:35 PM   #17
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Teach them skills of the ninja warrior.
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Old 05-27-2010, 10:16 PM   #18
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raw with a light vinaigrette, I thought. Bummer is apparently gestation is 60-90 days depending on conditions. Sounds like British Rail.
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Old 05-28-2010, 02:03 PM   #19
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oooh. You touched it. Now you have salmonella!
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Old 05-28-2010, 02:18 PM   #20
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Old 05-28-2010, 11:09 PM   #21
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that is an awesomw pic. turtle with attitude.
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Old 06-21-2010, 03:54 PM   #22
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My son's turtles outside (can for size reference)
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Old 06-21-2010, 04:19 PM   #23
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That would be an excellent Halloween costume.
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