May 18, 2010: New record burger - Page 2

limey · 05-19-2010, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikolai

Too much absinthe right now makes the burger appleal too much both in an edible and sexual way

So it's just me that thinks this is a little odd

?

GunMaster357 · 05-19-2010, 02:58 AM

I suppose that to eat that thing, you'll have to use a chainsaw as knife.

European, I am. Outraged ? Not really. At least this is for a charity. But I am curious, who got to eat that big burger ? If it's really a charity, I hope some homeless people had a feast.

Pete Zicato · 05-19-2010, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

If it's really a charity, I hope some homeless people had a feast.

I suspect that's not really a good idea. I bet the inside of that thing never got hot enough to kill germs etc.

SPUCK · 05-19-2010, 06:00 AM

That thing really looks disgusting.

lupin..the..3rd · 05-19-2010, 08:33 AM

Anytime someone makes a thing which has no remarkable qualities whatsoever, aside from being larger than any previous one, it just seems so desperate and pathetic.

It's like Hey, I'm not clever enough to improve it, so I just made it BIGGER!!

Shawnee123 · 05-19-2010, 10:41 AM

More dead hobos, then!

jinx · 05-19-2010, 10:58 AM

Hobos have developed germ resistance thru a steady diet of Dumpster Divin's tm. They'll be fine...

Shawnee123 · 05-19-2010, 11:02 AM

Hobos are a hardy lot!

Nirvana · 05-19-2010, 11:10 AM

I am just thinking about the heartburn those yummy sweet onions would give me . . .

Shawnee123 · 05-19-2010, 11:38 AM

Wait a dadburn minute. What the heck are you doing talking about tomatoes, spud? Are you saying to beware of tomatoes too?

spudcon · 05-19-2010, 05:53 PM

Nah, just stating that tomatoes have been in short supply lately. There hasn't been a shortage of potatoes since the English caused the Irish potato famine. The potatoes have been retaliating against humans ever since. Now potato bugs have joined the conspiracy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BJqCwJQdeQ

Shawnee123 · 05-19-2010, 06:18 PM

Oh my gawd what is that thing? I could only watch a few seconds before I almost threw up, and the sound was off. That ain't like no potato bug I ever saw.

SPUCK · 05-20-2010, 04:51 AM

Yeah that's just a standard potato bug. I believe they are also called Jerusalem Beetles.

There I was, a 4 year old, riding down a Massachusetts road in the back of my family's Buick when something came in the window and landed in my hair. I reached up to grab it only to discover I was holding one of those things in my fingers... My big brother was barely able to keep me from jumping out of the moving vehicle.

Shawnee123 · 05-20-2010, 07:12 AM

I thought potato bugs were just like little beetles.

These things exist? They're like mini camel spiders. Yuck!

Maybe we don't have them, I've never seen one. Thank FSM.

spudcon · 05-20-2010, 10:13 AM

It's a whole other scary universe where spuds come from.

05-19-2010, 02:58 AM	#2
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	I suppose that to eat that thing, you'll have to use a chainsaw as knife. European, I am. Outraged ? Not really. At least this is for a charity. But I am curious, who got to eat that big burger ? If it's really a charity, I hope some homeless people had a feast. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

05-19-2010, 10:41 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	More dead hobos, then! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-19-2010, 10:58 AM	#7
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Hobos have developed germ resistance thru a steady diet of Dumpster Divin's tm. They'll be fine... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

05-19-2010, 11:02 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hobos are a hardy lot! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-19-2010, 11:10 AM	#9
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I am just thinking about the heartburn those yummy sweet onions would give me . . . __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

05-19-2010, 06:00 AM	#4
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	That thing really looks disgusting.

05-19-2010, 08:33 AM	#5
lupin..the..3rd Belt Conveyor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Meijersville Posts: 68	Anytime someone makes a thing which has no remarkable qualities whatsoever, aside from being larger than any previous one, it just seems so desperate and pathetic. It's like Hey, I'm not clever enough to improve it, so I just made it BIGGER!!

05-19-2010, 11:38 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Wait a dadburn minute. What the heck are you doing talking about tomatoes, spud? Are you saying to beware of tomatoes too? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-19-2010, 05:53 PM	#11
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Nah, just stating that tomatoes have been in short supply lately. There hasn't been a shortage of potatoes since the English caused the Irish potato famine. The potatoes have been retaliating against humans ever since. Now potato bugs have joined the conspiracy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BJqCwJQdeQ __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

05-19-2010, 06:18 PM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh my gawd what is that thing? I could only watch a few seconds before I almost threw up, and the sound was off. That ain't like no potato bug I ever saw. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-20-2010, 04:51 AM	#13
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Yeah that's just a standard potato bug. I believe they are also called Jerusalem Beetles. There I was, a 4 year old, riding down a Massachusetts road in the back of my family's Buick when something came in the window and landed in my hair. I reached up to grab it only to discover I was holding one of those things in my fingers... My big brother was barely able to keep me from jumping out of the moving vehicle.

05-20-2010, 07:12 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I thought potato bugs were just like little beetles. These things exist? They're like mini camel spiders. Yuck! Maybe we don't have them, I've never seen one. Thank FSM. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-20-2010, 10:13 AM	#15
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	It's a whole other scary universe where spuds come from. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

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