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Old 12-02-2009, 09:03 PM   #1
lumberjim
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whoa! let's not get too talky there, talky tuba....

three posts in 3 years! let me get a word in edgewise whydontcha!
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:06 PM   #2
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what do baby seals drink??

















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wait for it.....












...





I TOTALLY just wrote a joke
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:32 PM   #3
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IP logs will show I visit religiously 5 times a week in the direction of IOTD.

I just forgot I had an account, I'm kinda reclusive.
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:43 PM   #4
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I bet we would like you
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Old 12-03-2009, 09:13 AM   #5
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I bet we would like you
Don't let the friendly smile and lovable-lug face fool you, tuba. Jim's just acting all friendly 'cause he'd rather you posted than lurk. He has a thing about lurkers.
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:47 PM   #6
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only way to find out is a quiz . . .
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:49 PM   #7
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Yes, I like beer, football, meat, and farting.

What's my score?
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:01 PM   #8
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100.
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:13 PM   #9
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i agree. a quiz it is!

1. ON average....do you win the belly bucking encounter?

2. would you rather fight a polar bear or a tiger?

3. on your hotdog: ketchup or mustard?

4. what should you have been arrested for?

5. 7 x 8

6. if you were to play a 3 digit daily lottery, what are your numbers?

7. how long should you microwave popcorn?

8. what is your sign?

9. what was the best idea you ever had?

10. do you feel lucky punk? do ya? huh?
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:33 PM   #10
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i agree. a quiz it is!
Yay!

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1. ON average....do you win the belly bucking encounter?
No, but everybody likes bagels.

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2. would you rather fight a polar bear or a tiger?
Polar Bears no question about it. I <3 them.

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3. on your hotdog: ketchup or mustard?
Is it a polish or a brat? OK, spaghetti. <click>



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4. what should you have been arrested for?
DUI, man, in about 10 minutes when I go get smokes.

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5. 7 x 8
56

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6. if you were to play a 3 digit daily lottery, what are your numbers?
I don't do Stupid Tax but, uh, 034. I'll buy one tonight if I can figure out the form.

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7. how long should you microwave popcorn?
Press the POPCORN button, dumas.

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8. what is your sign?


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9. what was the best idea you ever had?
Gay sex with Krusty The Clown.

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10. do you feel lucky punk? do ya? huh?
I'm not sure yet.
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:36 PM   #11
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let's keep him!
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Old 12-03-2009, 09:48 AM   #12
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let's keep him!
No. He got number five right. He's obviously too smart for us. Nothing but trouble.
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Old 12-03-2009, 12:02 AM   #13
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I made it back home safely without handcuffs.

They don't vend Lottery at night here and the pick 3 betting looks kind of complicated but I will figure it out and bet soon.
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:41 AM   #14
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Hi there Tuba Loons, I don't know if we have any tubas here for you but there are a couple of Sousaphone fans around here somewhere, would you like to meet them?
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:45 AM   #15
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Hi there Tuba Loons, I don't know if we have any tubas...
But we've got loons out the wazoo.
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