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08-21-2009, 09:09 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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Cheating while already happy with the person you're with? Sounds like a fast track to unhappy.
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08-21-2009, 11:25 PM
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I can hear my ears
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08-22-2009, 02:04 AM
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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dammit jim... you owe me a new keyboard. thatguy, i think you've gotten some great advice here. if you're happy at home but you are still finding yourself in this position then you're probably just experiencing the "it feels good to know you're still desireable" rush. get over it.
if you're an absolute stud and make her eyes roll you'll enjoy, what? a couple hours with the email chick? please. weigh that against a lifetime of knowing you are "that guy" and spending day after day hoping and praying that the woman you love doesn't find out. close your eyes and rub one out. enjoy your guilt. then take your wife who you love to dinner and try to look at her the same way you did the third time you met her. your future self thanks you.
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08-22-2009, 02:41 AM
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in a mood, not cupcake
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Philadelphia
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Nothing wrong with enjoying one-sided attention, but dammit man, haven't you ever seen Fatal Attraction? That shit really happens!
Well, maybe not always the bunny-boiling, knife-wielding situation. But things could turn weird. The seemingly off-hand, no-strings-attached encounter you may choose to pursue could easily turn you into a stalker victim--perhaps fueled by your "unavailability" as a married person. If you really do love your wife and your life with her, the price you could pay is just not worth destroying that. |
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08-22-2009, 03:38 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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What follows is a really, really bad idea, but maybe a little funny, so I thought I would share it.
Google yourself. Find someone with the same, or very similar name to yours. Get them in on the plot. Set up a tryst with the email chick. Send your namesake in your place. He gets laid (maybe) and can insist he received the email and assumed, since it was addressed to him, that he presumed it was intended for him. Email chick gets laid (maybe) and either gets off your back (and onto hers) or gets a lesson in cybermanners. Don't forget to set up the web-cam and stream it live. Post the link here, please.
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08-22-2009, 10:17 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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There are two kind of people who cheat even when they're happy:
1) They're not really happy 2) They're narcissistic yet insecure psychopaths Surely attention is interesting, and you're human, but if you're really happy you don't want to mess it all up. Good luck! 
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08-24-2009, 08:37 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Some people will never be happy without constant ego strokes. The pattern is quite clear, having seen it a hundred times: when the spouse's ego strokes no longer suffice, the needy one will find other avenues. It's a story as old as the hills, and I didn't write it. Better we should say "awwww, poor thatguy. We know your dick is hard and it's OK, because you are just a guy and incapable of restraint." I guess I expect more from a man than the cliched Pavlovian response. I find there are men who are much more than drooling stupid puppies. Or, as pointed out, he's not really happy. *shrugs* Happy relationships don't require other people slapping your hand and saying "No, don't cheat, bad boy, don't cheat." I've seen nothing to tell me this situation is otherwise. So I'm harsh. Sue me. Bastard? That was your word, not mine. 
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08-22-2009, 11:46 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Forward the email to her boss. Rest assured, you will never receive another one.
Also, don't be an asshole. Just because it's there doesn't mean it needs fucking. |
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08-22-2009, 12:58 PM
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Keeper of the Decorum
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Florida
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I do commercial building management work is easy and pays very well. And Jim why are you worried about how long my cock is..........akward dude........... Oh and I get that whole fatal attraction deal. Plus I would hve to see her face everyday and worry if she would tell and stuff. In a way she kind of might have me by the balls if I did it. Cause them she can blackmail me or something. Like....fuck me or I'll tell your wife about everything. And I totally wear pants all the time spexx. But I'm not a slut. More like a retired manwhore.
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08-22-2009, 12:59 PM
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Keeper of the Decorum
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Florida
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Zen dude you have an awesome way of thinking!!! Awesome!!!
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08-22-2009, 01:01 PM
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Keeper of the Decorum
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That would be some funny shit if I did forward the email to her boss which is the vp of the company. She's actually one of the senior managers there. And your definetely right. Just cause it's there doesn't mean I have to fuck it.
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08-22-2009, 01:06 PM
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Keeper of the Decorum
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Florida
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And I took classics advice and took a nice long look at the wife and damn it she's hot!!! So we went out with a few friends last night got smashed came home and some hot passionate sex. I think it was the best sex I've ever had. F-ing awesome!!! So glad now that I married her. Thanks for all the advice. Greatly appreciated. And to think I only came accross this website cause I was looking up stuff about fencing in my yard! Epic win!
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08-22-2009, 06:33 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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So glad NOW? Oh, never mind.
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08-22-2009, 06:55 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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I am not gonna comment about this, because ThatGuy is flirting with me and we all know Im not too fussed with being the *bit of fluff* :p
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