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Old 03-14-2009, 09:49 PM   #1
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I was taking a leak in the men's room one time and the guy in the stall next to me said "Nice dick."
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Old 03-14-2009, 10:09 PM   #2
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I was taking a leak in the men's room one time and the guy in the stall next to me said "Nice dick."
and that's strange because you have a nasty one? Or you're a girl?
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Old 03-15-2009, 07:21 AM   #3
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I was taking a leak in the men's room one time and the guy in the stall next to me said "Nice dick."
And you took that as a compliment?
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Old 03-15-2009, 09:41 PM   #4
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I was taking a leak in the men's room one time and the guy in the stall next to me said "Nice dick."
I'm fairly sure that was an offer rather than merely an observation.
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:06 PM   #5
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I was taking a leak in the men's room one time and the guy in the stall next to me said "Nice dick."
Was he a Congressman?
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Old 03-15-2009, 05:22 AM   #6
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Not me personally, but a friend of mine was told she had "a magnificent cervix" after a medical exam.
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Old 03-15-2009, 11:15 AM   #7
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Guys notice eyebrows. My ex said mine were very "feminine." *shrugs*
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Old 03-15-2009, 11:39 AM   #8
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FTR I've never noticed a woman's eyebrows, positively or negatively.
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Old 03-15-2009, 02:50 PM   #9
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Only time I ever notice them are when they're plucked out and pencilled on. eeeewwww....
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Old 03-15-2009, 04:21 PM   #10
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yeh, I'm with you. That has to be one of the worst things a woman can do to her appearance. Plucking out her natural eyebrows and then painting in some fake lines... WTF?

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Old 03-15-2009, 04:41 PM   #11
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That one seems to have gotten pretty creative with the lips, too.
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Old 03-15-2009, 10:23 PM   #12
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btw, Glinda, you have a beautiful perineum.
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:40 AM   #13
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btw, Glinda, you have a beautiful perineum.
Have we met before?
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Old 03-16-2009, 11:23 AM   #14
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Have we met before?
I was kinda wondering the same thing.
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Old 03-15-2009, 10:31 PM   #15
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I was told I had 'very white' sclera.

Oh, and the best one -- a woman came up to me in the mall when I was about 12, and asked me how I kept my great tan, even in winter!
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