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Writer of Writings
Join Date: Dec 2008
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I was taking a leak in the men's room one time and the guy in the stall next to me said "Nice dick."
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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and that's strange because you have a nasty one? Or you're a girl?
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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I'm fairly sure that was an offer rather than merely an observation.
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I got nothing
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central PA
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Was he a Congressman?
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Not me personally, but a friend of mine was told she had "a magnificent cervix" after a medical exam.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Guys notice eyebrows. My ex said mine were very "feminine." *shrugs*
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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FTR I've never noticed a woman's eyebrows, positively or negatively.
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Only time I ever notice them are when they're plucked out and pencilled on. eeeewwww....
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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yeh, I'm with you. That has to be one of the worst things a woman can do to her appearance. Plucking out her natural eyebrows and then painting in some fake lines... WTF?
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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That one seems to have gotten pretty creative with the lips, too.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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btw, Glinda, you have a beautiful perineum.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 1.14 acres of heaven
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Professor
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: the edge of the abyss
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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I was told I had 'very white' sclera.
Oh, and the best one -- a woman came up to me in the mall when I was about 12, and asked me how I kept my great tan, even in winter!
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