Lumberjim? - Page 2

monster · 09-08-2008, 10:17 PM

In my distress, I was unable to write a eulogy of my own, so I asked Sheldon for help. I believe he may have been inspired by a certain playwright

Alas, poor LJ! I knew him, Undertoad: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his cock a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to your lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.

lumberjim · 09-08-2008, 10:33 PM

if it weren't for the fact that I have a family to support, I might feel prepared to die, after that.

BrianR · 09-08-2008, 11:25 PM

We've had deaths before. Here.

elSicomoro · 09-08-2008, 11:41 PM

And here.

DucksNuts · 09-09-2008, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

He's fine.

But if Lumberjim died, what would we do to commemorate his death? I think for starters, we'd have an 11-day period of mourning where the board would be closed. And we'd all raise a glass and eat a dick in his memory.

soooo....I wasnt meant to do that UNTIL he died?

shit

Sundae · 09-09-2008, 05:49 AM

My brother knpws to come here if anything happens to me.
Don't tell him about the picture I linked with his tight shorts on - he'll be upset enough if I'm dead.

I for one would observe an official period of mourning for LJ.
This will involve wearing black knickers for at least 5 days.
And drinking LJ Memorial Rum Blow-Jobs (mouth of rum before you go down)

I quite like the sound of that!
When's the happy event?

Scriveyn · 09-09-2008, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

... an official Cellar mourning period of three days would be observed, beginning on the Friday evening closest to the demise. ...

"The Friday closest" could actually precede the event

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I quite like the sound of that!
When's the happy event?

So, yes, do give us due notice.

Trilby · 09-09-2008, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

I would suggest that, in the event of anyone's passing, ... Play the departed's favorite music loudly and incessantly until the police arrive.

Oh! I want Godzilla at amp power 11!

Shawnee123 · 09-09-2008, 09:18 AM

Now that we have it all planned...let's set a date.

LabRat · 09-09-2008, 09:21 AM

RIP, LJ

HungLikeJesus · 09-09-2008, 09:32 AM

Maybe after Ramadan. I think BigV will want to participate.

Sundae · 09-09-2008, 09:39 AM

Good call Happy Monkey - very courteous

Shawnee123 · 09-09-2008, 09:49 AM

That cat pic is great!

HungLikeJesus · 09-09-2008, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Good call Happy Monkey - very courteous

**clears throat**

xoxoxoBruce · 09-09-2008, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

**clears throat**

NO no, you eat a dick after he's dead. :p

09-08-2008, 10:17 PM	#16
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	In my distress, I was unable to write a eulogy of my own, so I asked Sheldon for help. I believe he may have been inspired by a certain playwright Alas, poor LJ! I knew him, Undertoad: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his cock a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen? Now get you to your lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-08-2008, 10:33 PM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	if it weren't for the fact that I have a family to support, I might feel prepared to die, after that. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-08-2008, 11:25 PM	#18
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	We've had deaths before. Here. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

09-09-2008, 09:18 AM	#24
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Now that we have it all planned...let's set a date. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-09-2008, 09:21 AM	#25
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	RIP, LJ Attached Images __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

09-08-2008, 11:41 PM	#19
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	And here.

09-09-2008, 05:49 AM	#21
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	My brother knpws to come here if anything happens to me. Don't tell him about the picture I linked with his tight shorts on - he'll be upset enough if I'm dead. I for one would observe an official period of mourning for LJ. This will involve wearing black knickers for at least 5 days. And drinking LJ Memorial Rum Blow-Jobs (mouth of rum before you go down) I quite like the sound of that! When's the happy event?

09-09-2008, 09:32 AM	#26
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Maybe after Ramadan. I think BigV will want to participate. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-09-2008, 09:39 AM	#27
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Good call Happy Monkey - very courteous

09-09-2008, 09:49 AM	#28
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That cat pic is great! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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