Lumberjim?

[monster]

You'd be surprised. Someone died on Britnet (cancer) and their spouse who had never posted before posted to tell us. And on another Brit Expat site, a poster was killed in a car crash and a friend of his posted the news. The interwebs is sometimes smaller and more caring than you might want to imagine.

/seriousness

[monster]

Of course if LJ were to die, we'd all know because of the huge mushroom cloud that would go up over PA -one strangely resembling a COCK

[elSicomoro]

This thread reminds me of that sketch from The State where they decide to "kill off" Ken Marino.

[monster]

In my distress, I was unable to write a eulogy of my own, so I asked Sheldon for help. I believe he may have been inspired by a certain playwright

Alas, poor LJ! I knew him, Undertoad: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his cock a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to your lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.

[lumberjim]

if it weren't for the fact that I have a family to support, I might feel prepared to die, after that.

[BrianR]

We've had deaths before. Here.

[elSicomoro]

And here.

[Sundae]

My brother knpws to come here if anything happens to me.
Don't tell him about the picture I linked with his tight shorts on - he'll be upset enough if I'm dead.

I for one would observe an official period of mourning for LJ.
This will involve wearing black knickers for at least 5 days.
And drinking LJ Memorial Rum Blow-Jobs (mouth of rum before you go down)

I quite like the sound of that!
When's the happy event?

[Shawnee123]

Now that we have it all planned...let's set a date.

[LabRat]

RIP, LJ

[HungLikeJesus]

Maybe after Ramadan. I think BigV will want to participate.

[Sundae]

Good call Happy Monkey - very courteous

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Good call Happy Monkey - very courteous

**clears throat**

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

**clears throat**

NO no, you eat a dick after he's dead. :p

[HungLikeJesus]

Lumberjim: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
Lumberjim: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
Lumberjim: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Lumberjim: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Lumberjim: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
Lumberjim: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
Lumberjim: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Lumberjim: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the lumberjim with a whack of his club]