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Old 11-15-2007, 12:45 PM   #1
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Yes & oui.

Thank you so much for the welcome. Kinda nervous.
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:29 PM   #2
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guess he didn't have a fat bottomed girl handy . . .

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:36 PM   #3
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Welcome to the Cellar, Icileparadise.
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:36 PM   #4
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Hey, the guy says he'd had a few too many...can anyone here honestly say that they haven't knocked back one too many voddies and NOT thought about the bicycle? It happens.
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:49 PM   #5
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Hey, the guy says he'd had a few too many...can anyone here honestly say that they haven't knocked back one too many voddies and NOT thought about the bicycle? It happens.
Bunch of freaking pervs. If it ain't living and breathing it should NOT be viewed as an object of sex. Now, the dog...

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Old 11-15-2007, 01:32 PM   #6
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Bunch of freaking pervs. If it ain't living and breathing it should NOT be viewed as an object of sex. Now, the dog...

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Old 11-15-2007, 12:51 PM   #7
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I know a guy that has a thing for toilet paper rolls?
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:52 PM   #8
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I know a guy that has a thing for toilet paper rolls?
Who, that lj guy?
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:58 PM   #9
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Not quite as bad as Goaste, but I saw an image somewhere on the nets of a guy doing a car up the tailpipe. For real. :shudder:
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Old 11-15-2007, 01:09 PM   #10
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Not quite as bad as Goaste, but I saw an image somewhere on the nets of a guy doing a car up the tailpipe. For real. :shudder:
Now thats just creepy- I mean I love my car but I don't love love it
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Old 11-15-2007, 01:13 PM   #11
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Now thats just creepy- I mean I love my car but I don't love love it
You luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvv it. You wanna kiss it and marry it.
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:51 PM   #12
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Not quite as bad as Goaste, but I saw an image somewhere on the nets of a guy doing a car up the tailpipe. For real. :shudder:
Almost makes me want to do a Google Image Search for "tailpipe fuck" ...
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Old 11-16-2007, 09:25 AM   #13
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Not quite as bad as Goaste, but I saw an image somewhere on the nets of a guy doing a car up the tailpipe. For real. :shudder:
Maybe he didn't have a banana.

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Detective McCabe: We're the first team.
Detective Foster: Yeah, and we're not going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe.
Axel Foley: [Mocking him] You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It shouldflow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:21 PM   #14
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I feel sorry for the chap actually.
My reading of the situation is that he was unable to live unassisted (having moved from his council house to a hostel). It's likely there was a recognised problem with his ability to make judgements in day to day life anyway.

They must have had reasonable suspicion that he was deliberately displaying his act to the cleaners in order to charge him with an offence. However I would have been more comfortable with just a fine and ideally therapy in result. To go onto the sex offenders register is pretty serious, bringing with it all sorts of restrictions generally intended to safeguard children.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:30 PM   #15
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. . . Schwinnnnnnn!
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