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Old 09-27-2007, 10:34 AM   #1
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I agree. It's not a comment I would make, but the guy did insult LJ earlier and it was a comeback.
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Good point, but LJ didn't start it.
Hm. Is that a valid defense in the House of glatt when a dispute arises among the children? should lj be held to that standard? A higher one?
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Old 09-27-2007, 12:04 PM   #2
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Good point, but LJ didn't start it.
So it's ok for LJ to be mean because Jeb was mean first? That's an argument I wouldn't accept from a fifth grader, much less a grown man.

Whether Jeb's story is the truth or not, I think Jeb is right in this respect. There's a lot of mean-spiritedness and one upmanship floating around the Cellar these days. It's the main reason I don't spend much time here these days.

It seems I can't resist putting my two cents in from time-to-time, though. So I compromise by skipping the inane and mean threads.
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Old 09-27-2007, 09:28 AM   #3
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Old 09-27-2007, 09:38 AM   #4
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WHY is it terrible?

why would it be more terrible than if she had died in her bed of pnemonia? or ass cancer or something? because the media has brainwashed you into associating everything having anything to do with 9-11 as being sacred for some reason. you know it, and it still works on you. man....that's some powerful shit, that propaganda. you could probably convince a nation of people that it makes sense to invade another country.....oh wait..... come to think of it....some of you are probably wanting to invade me right about now? aren'tcha?
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:13 AM   #5
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WHY is it terrible?
Beats me, but it is. Otherwise the "She'd dead, you jerk!" response wouldn't have the power that it does. If it's a WTC death, then that just adds to the power. Probably because it's a national loss in addition to the personal one. It's almost sacred.

For the record, I don't think it's true, so it doesn't matter.
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:36 AM   #6
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....For the record, I don't think it's true, so it doesn't matter.
Why? You have absolutely no factual basis that it's true or not true.
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:42 AM   #7
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Why? You have absolutely no factual basis that it's true or not true.
jeboduuza is one of my sock puppets. gotcha.
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:46 AM   #8
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jeboduuza is one of my sock puppets. gotcha.
I have no idea if that's true or not, but it doesn't effect Glatt's statement. What he said has no basis in reason. Then again, maybe Glatt is one of your sock puppets. In fact every poster on here could be one of your sock puppets, and you could be Tyler Durden, for all I know.
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:55 AM   #9
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Why? You have absolutely no factual basis that it's true or not true.
My factual basis is that the "standard" response to "your mama" jokes is to say "she's dead, you jerk." This is simple comedy 101. It's in the book. Look it up. I've known this fact for at least 25 years.
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:16 AM   #10
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A buddy made a crack about my grandmother the other day. She died of cancer. Did I make a big deal about it? No. Did it make me think about her and miss her for a awhile? Sure. But my friend didn't know and it really didn't matter. HE WAS MAKING A JOKE! Dead grandmother aside, it was funny. There was no need for him to feel bad about it. My uncle was a paramedic who died in the line of duty. Does that make all paramedic jokes or uncle jokes off limits? No. My wife has died on the operating table. Twice. But both times was brought back (srsly) and, probably, will not live to get really old with me. Does that mean I don't joke with her about her dying so I can hook up with some hot nanny I would hire to take care of the kids? No. SHE STILL HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR!

Jeb - if you sister died, that is sad. Sorry for your loss, but if you really think that lj was making a real crack about your actual sister, you have some serious growing up to do. My guess is that he didn't even know you had a sister.

I am not defending lj here. He is a bid boy and can obviously do that on his own. I just think think you need some perspective.
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:41 AM   #11
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please. get real. this is retarded. you both know me. you both know im right about this. bigv, your sister's ass is even tighter than glatt's ass.
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:44 AM   #12
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See, it's still horribly crude. It's still not funny. Still caught, still out of bounds. Thankfully, it is not my job or my quest to teach you manners. You have your manners. I find some of them funny, some of them crude. On the balance, I like you. But I like you *despite* shit like this, not because of it.

Which means that your other qualities are superlative, because I find this part of you reprehensible.
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:48 AM   #13
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because I find this part of you reprehensible.
well.....how do you feel about my bunghole?
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:49 AM   #14
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well.....how do you feel about my bunghole?
Stretched out of shape.
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:59 AM   #15
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well.....how do you feel about my bunghole?
Among your many positive qualities is a bit of mystery. Thankfully, this falls into that category.

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Which means, by extension, that I like it. Eww.
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Better than glatt's and my sister's put together!
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