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Perry Winkle · 07-26-2007, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram

I just realized, I'm the only virgin on the cellar, aren't I?

Oh, wait - tw.

Haha. I love you, Ibby!

I'm sure there are others. . . ducks_ducks, for one.

Hime · 07-27-2007, 11:31 AM

I was a virgin long past Ibram's age.

Back when we were dating, my husband and I got caught by my roommates in college. It was not really funny, though -- they took the situation really seriously and used it as an excuse to get me to move out of our apartment. I really did not think that one time would be such a big deal -- especially considering the way my male friends dealt with those situations, usually by competing to make more noise with their own gfs.

The thread title did confuse me a bit, though -- where I'm from, "sprung" doesn't mean "caught," it means "aroused."

Sundae · 07-28-2007, 10:06 AM

I was caught in a Ladies toilet in a pub- to my everlasting shame (about 3 years ago and I still cringe). I was having a fling with a colleague - he was in a long term relationship and I was single. We had a habit of going out and getting very very drunk together and the evenings always ended in intimate physical contact. Because he would always writhe with remorse the next day we never ended up anywhere comfortable (that would make it premeditated).

On the night in question we sneaked off down to the toilets, which were in the basement. We hadn't taken any notice of the time and were surprised by the barmaid knocking on the cubicle door and saying, "The pub's about to close, I suggest you come out now!" As we left, the bouncer leaned over to my colleague and said, "I suggest next time you want to shag your girlfriend you take her somewhere else" which he took to mean we were barred.

Had it happened in my teens I would probably have laughed it off easily. But because it happened in my 30s it just seems so sordid - affair, drunk, toilet, lectured my a bouncer - argh.

Elspode · 07-28-2007, 01:59 PM

I've been busted a couple of times. The most recent was while I was being orally pleasured in the front seat of my Explorer (apt name, huh?) at Festival this year, when my son opened the back gate to get his drum out of the truck. Whoops. The other episodes were way back in my youth, when one had to be rather more creative about finding places to shag, and where the chances of discovery were considerably higher than they are now.

One instance was while parked back in the woods off of a trail in a local park (within a few hundred feet of where they found the kidnapped and murdered girl I mentioned several weeks back). My girlfriend was astride me as I lay in the back seat of my '66 Chevy, when several young men on dirt bikes came putting up. They all stopped and heckled, pounding on the windows and generally having a big hoot about it all. Fortunately, they left in a respectable amount of time, so we just carried on.

Another instance in my youth was while shagging a girlfriend in what I thought to be a reasonably concealed bower far back in another area park, well away from the parking and normal public use areas. I hadn't counted on the park maintenance truck full of people to come lumbering by, but they kept on going as they shouted out what were largely words of encouragement to me to do a good job and such.

TheMercenary · 07-28-2007, 07:10 PM

Great thread.

Ahhhhhh. the memories.

richlevy · 07-29-2007, 02:31 PM

I've never had what Pres. Clinton would term 'sexual relations' in any public places, but at one point I was steaming up the windows in a parking lot near the home of the girl I was dating.

At one point a cop rolled up on us and shined his flashlight on us. I am afraid I was a little testy with the officer, who appeared to find the situation amusing.

jester · 07-30-2007, 09:55 AM

Quote:

I lay in the back seat of my '66 Chevy

Isn't that in a song?

SteveDallas · 07-30-2007, 10:55 AM

If it's not, it should be.

Uisge Beatha · 07-30-2007, 11:15 AM

Yeah, somebody like.......oh, I dunno....Bob Seger ought to have a go at it.

kerosene · 08-01-2007, 10:23 AM

Dorm common room...I was with *new* boyfriend, when *old* boyfriend and his buddy walked in. Yikes!

TheMercenary · 08-02-2007, 01:49 PM

In a very crowded restaurant/bar in Georgetown, D.C. She sat in my lap. We did it just to see if we could get away with it. I think the waiter was definately on to us and he just smiled. Around 1983.

Perry Winkle · 01-02-2008, 05:20 PM

Got caught a week and a half ago, by the trashcan-emptying lady in a hostel in Prague. I've never dived for cover so fast.

Cicero · 01-02-2008, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perry Winkle

Got caught a week and a half ago, by the trashcan-emptying lady in a hostel in Prague. I've never dived for cover so fast.

Oh- I thought we were talking about compromising situations including a partner.....

kerosene · 01-02-2008, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perry Winkle

Got caught a week and a half ago, by the trashcan-emptying lady in a hostel in Prague. I've never dived for cover so fast.

07-28-2007, 10:06 AM	#18
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I was caught in a Ladies toilet in a pub- to my everlasting shame (about 3 years ago and I still cringe). I was having a fling with a colleague - he was in a long term relationship and I was single. We had a habit of going out and getting very very drunk together and the evenings always ended in intimate physical contact. Because he would always writhe with remorse the next day we never ended up anywhere comfortable (that would make it premeditated). On the night in question we sneaked off down to the toilets, which were in the basement. We hadn't taken any notice of the time and were surprised by the barmaid knocking on the cubicle door and saying, "The pub's about to close, I suggest you come out now!" As we left, the bouncer leaned over to my colleague and said, "I suggest next time you want to shag your girlfriend you take her somewhere else" which he took to mean we were barred. Had it happened in my teens I would probably have laughed it off easily. But because it happened in my 30s it just seems so sordid - affair, drunk, toilet, lectured my a bouncer - argh. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-28-2007, 01:59 PM	#19
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I've been busted a couple of times. The most recent was while I was being orally pleasured in the front seat of my Explorer (apt name, huh?) at Festival this year, when my son opened the back gate to get his drum out of the truck. Whoops. The other episodes were way back in my youth, when one had to be rather more creative about finding places to shag, and where the chances of discovery were considerably higher than they are now. One instance was while parked back in the woods off of a trail in a local park (within a few hundred feet of where they found the kidnapped and murdered girl I mentioned several weeks back). My girlfriend was astride me as I lay in the back seat of my '66 Chevy, when several young men on dirt bikes came putting up. They all stopped and heckled, pounding on the windows and generally having a big hoot about it all. Fortunately, they left in a respectable amount of time, so we just carried on. Another instance in my youth was while shagging a girlfriend in what I thought to be a reasonably concealed bower far back in another area park, well away from the parking and normal public use areas. I hadn't counted on the park maintenance truck full of people to come lumbering by, but they kept on going as they shouted out what were largely words of encouragement to me to do a good job and such. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-28-2007, 07:10 PM	#20
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Great thread. Ahhhhhh. the memories. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-29-2007, 02:31 PM	#21
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	I've never had what Pres. Clinton would term 'sexual relations' in any public places, but at one point I was steaming up the windows in a parking lot near the home of the girl I was dating. At one point a cop rolled up on us and shined his flashlight on us. I am afraid I was a little testy with the officer, who appeared to find the situation amusing. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

08-02-2007, 01:49 PM	#26
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	In a very crowded restaurant/bar in Georgetown, D.C. She sat in my lap. We did it just to see if we could get away with it. I think the waiter was definately on to us and he just smiled. Around 1983. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-27-2007, 11:31 AM	#17
Hime Extraordinary Machine Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Outside of Washington, DC Posts: 307	I was a virgin long past Ibram's age. Back when we were dating, my husband and I got caught by my roommates in college. It was not really funny, though -- they took the situation really seriously and used it as an excuse to get me to move out of our apartment. I really did not think that one time would be such a big deal -- especially considering the way my male friends dealt with those situations, usually by competing to make more noise with their own gfs. The thread title did confuse me a bit, though -- where I'm from, "sprung" doesn't mean "caught," it means "aroused."

07-30-2007, 10:55 AM	#23
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	If it's not, it should be.

07-30-2007, 11:15 AM	#24
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	Yeah, somebody like.......oh, I dunno....Bob Seger ought to have a go at it.

08-01-2007, 10:23 AM	#25
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Dorm common room...I was with new boyfriend, when old boyfriend and his buddy walked in. Yikes!

01-02-2008, 05:20 PM	#27
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Got caught a week and a half ago, by the trashcan-emptying lady in a hostel in Prague. I've never dived for cover so fast.

01-08-2008, 05:11 PM	#30
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	lol! @ case....Then I'm in trouble!!! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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