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Old 05-19-2007, 10:15 PM   #16
Aliantha
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douching the poop chute is not just for gay men you know lj
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Old 05-19-2007, 10:30 PM   #17
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Wow, i thought douching went out with legwarmers???

Never have, never will.

Self cleansing and thats the way it should be.

I looked at those up the butt shower heads.
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Old 05-20-2007, 03:14 AM   #18
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douching is alive and well in the suburbs ducky.
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Old 05-20-2007, 04:54 AM   #19
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Do you douche luv?

If so,

Why? What with?
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Old 05-20-2007, 06:32 PM   #20
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I have although not recently. Usually if I've had a partner who liked the back door and I thought it might be on for the night I've done it as a courtesy really.

After all, who's going to do any rimming if it's a smelly rim?
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Old 05-20-2007, 06:56 PM   #21
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Oh I didnt mean up ya kyberpass.

I agree totally with douching then, I meant up ya vagultz
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Old 05-20-2007, 07:00 PM   #22
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Ah right. Well I haven't ever really worried about doing that part. I good flush with the shower head works pretty well I've found. I also got accidentally douched up the vag in a spa one time...then realized the full potential of those jets.
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Old 05-20-2007, 07:07 PM   #23
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up yer pooper is usually an enema, no?

i only asked cuz of that time a guy traded in a Cadillac that had a trunk full of empty douche boxes and gay porn video boxes. i do mean full. it was bizarre.
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Old 05-20-2007, 07:10 PM   #24
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I guess enema is the medical term? I think douching maybe refers to the term for the purposes of entertainment? lol

I don't really know though. That's just a guess.
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Old 05-20-2007, 07:11 PM   #25
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Ah right. Well I haven't ever really worried about doing that part. I good flush with the shower head works pretty well I've found. I also got accidentally douched up the vag in a spa one time...then realized the full potential of those jets.

you're kidding right ....

..................I am niave perhaps
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Old 05-20-2007, 07:12 PM   #26
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What am I kidding about?
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Old 05-20-2007, 08:10 PM   #27
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Worth it -- in a long-term relationship, anyway. If I were single and just going out to look for guys, I'd be worried that an overflowing toy drawer might scare them away...
Well, some of us take it as a challenge.

"Oh, silicone. How nice. But can it do THIS!"(no appropriate smiley found)
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