Things that make you go 'Ewww'... - Page 2

03-30-2002, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by jeni

way to go, dr. seuss. you could sell books with those rhymes.

HA!

i totally didn't realize that.

that's pretty damn funny

tokenidiot · 03-30-2002, 02:25 PM

I can only hope and pray that I get to meet this wonderful woman someday. Ahem.

jeni · 03-31-2002, 09:26 PM

this person is joann, my dad's girlfriend. and dave is my brother, so. yeah.

Nothing But Net · 04-02-2002, 12:22 AM

So if Dave is your brother, that probably means your last name is Ham as well.

Ahhhh, then there must some Freudian explanation for this picture:

<img src="http://jeni.gaveup.org/piggies.jpg">

Just kidding, you are a lovely woman even though you don't love me!

- 03#

jeni · 04-02-2002, 12:41 AM

haha. thanks. the face i put on that is from a 3-year old picture. i look much worse now, if that is even possible.

/self-bashing

seriously, yes, my last name is ham.

mlandman · 04-04-2002, 06:09 PM

Nobody that says a disparaging remark about Geraldo can be all that bad.

I had seriously hoped that if we WERE to lose one more life over there, that it would have been his....

BTW: Nice fake gunshots there, Geraldo.

-mike

mildlyirritating · 04-26-2002, 08:30 PM

I don't know anyone here, but my guess is she (?) is talking about her stepmonster, or stepmonster-to-be. You'd have to be a child of divorced or otherwise separated to get it, but no one can irritate you like the significant udder of your parental unit.

elSicomoro · 04-27-2002, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mildlyirritating
I don't know anyone here, but my guess is she (?) is talking about her stepmonster, or stepmonster-to-be. You'd have to be a child of divorced or otherwise separated to get it, but no one can irritate you like the significant udder of your parental unit.

It depends.

My stepdad kicks ass. He and my mom have been married 20 years. Of course, in my case, I didn't mind him as a "father figure," given that the "sperm donor" (my father) is a tool.

05-09-2002, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mildlyirritating
I don't know anyone here, but my guess is she (?) is talking about her stepmonster, or stepmonster-to-be. You'd have to be a child of divorced or otherwise separated to get it, but no one can irritate you like the significant udder of your parental unit.

where in maryland are you?

04-02-2002, 12:22 AM	#19
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	I didn't know that, jeni So if Dave is your brother, that probably means your last name is Ham as well. Ahhhh, then there must some Freudian explanation for this picture: <img src="http://jeni.gaveup.org/piggies.jpg"> Just kidding, you are a lovely woman even though you don't love me! - 03#

04-26-2002, 08:30 PM	#22
mildlyirritating Kinda New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 1	my best guess about the relationship I don't know anyone here, but my guess is she (?) is talking about her stepmonster, or stepmonster-to-be. You'd have to be a child of divorced or otherwise separated to get it, but no one can irritate you like the significant udder of your parental unit. __________________ "Anyone willing to sacrifice a little freedom for a little security deserves neither..." -Ben Franklin

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03-30-2002, 02:25 PM	#17
tokenidiot how the gods kill Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 190	I can only hope and pray that I get to meet this wonderful woman someday. Ahem.

03-31-2002, 09:26 PM	#18
jeni is stuck on altair-4 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: santa cruz, california Posts: 514	this person is joann, my dad's girlfriend. and dave is my brother, so. yeah.

04-02-2002, 12:41 AM	#20
jeni is stuck on altair-4 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: santa cruz, california Posts: 514	haha. thanks. the face i put on that is from a 3-year old picture. i look much worse now, if that is even possible. /self-bashing seriously, yes, my last name is ham.

04-04-2002, 06:09 PM	#21
mlandman Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 87	Nobody that says a disparaging remark about Geraldo can be all that bad. I had seriously hoped that if we WERE to lose one more life over there, that it would have been his.... BTW: Nice fake gunshots there, Geraldo. -mike

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