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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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What, hasn't everyone always wanted to do this?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Not really weird but very very dumb.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Heh, saw that on the local news.
Why, it's not fishy at all! ![]()
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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I saw that on the news, too. Yep. We're a wild bunch.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Didja see wifey on the news last night? It was totally an accident, and she wants him home. He was only reaching to the nightstand. Or they were having sex and it went off. Or he threw it and it went off. Who knows?
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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I've watched enough CourtTV to know that in a year or so it'll happen again.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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Those crazy scots
They're testing the effects of Christmas music on sharks.
All I can say is they're lucky those sharks don't have fricken lasers.
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Aha, but I do! :rubs hands gleefully:
The guy down the hall in the high-power laser lab will be happy to lend me one... (We need a mad-scientist smilie.)
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all hollowed out
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ridgecrest, CA
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I remember years ago, in my mid-twenties heavy metal phase, I worked in a fruit packing house next to 3 old ladies who played the same country christmas tape at least 3 times a day. I was ready to go postal on them
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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Brits like squirells! As in eating them.
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Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
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My great great grandmother used to kill squirrels and cook them up for my dad and his sisters. My dad said she was a great shot. I knew her when I was little, She was the toughest lady I ever met. She mowed her 4 acres on a hill with a push mower into her 80s. She had skin like leather.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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Construction signs warn of zombies
This is more humorous than weird:
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