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03-17-2017, 12:25 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Person 1: I wish America was Great Again.
Person 2: America is greater than ever before!! By the standards of the Dark Ages-- complete with anti-science superstition, total dominion by wealthy overlords, and state-enforced religious oppression.
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03-18-2017, 01:38 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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I wish my brother weren't a leech. |
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03-18-2017, 03:08 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Poof! Bro is no longer a leech. He's your permanent hemorrhoid.
I wish snot was a valuable commodity. I'd be rich, rich I tells ya!
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03-19-2017, 03:27 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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I wish my shoulder would loosen up.
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03-20-2017, 01:03 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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03-20-2017, 12:47 PM
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I can hear my ears
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03-20-2017, 03:56 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Yikes.
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03-20-2017, 04:12 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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oh, I forgot to wish.
I wish I never had to think about money again
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03-20-2017, 05:29 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Poof, you never think of money again.
Unfortunately your boss sees no reason to keep you around since money was your trade. I wish for Helen Mirren. 
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03-23-2017, 02:29 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Poof! You have Helen Mirren. Unfortunately, she's a cross dressing orc who happens to be hung like an echidna.
I wish you hadn't wished for Helen Mirren.
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