Weird News

[dar512]

New bumper sticker - "Hang up the phone and shit."

[Crimson Ghost]

He had a shitty day.

Did he own the LG Chocolate?

He came out on a stretcher, with his hand still jammed in the toilet bowl, which they had to saw clean off

The bowl or his hand?

[classicman]

good question

The man was carried away by emergency services, with the toilet still attached to his arm.

[ZenGum]

Is it too late to vote for the hand?

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Is it too late to vote for the hand?

Cut off the hand, 'cause the bowl ain't listenin'.

[TheMercenary]

Swingers never can get a break.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont...39463.html?npc

[TheMercenary]

GPS underware tracking for your girl. Those crazy Brazilians.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...ng-system.html

[TheMercenary]

Now if they could just bring back the Mummy.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...n-cloning.html

[Aliantha]

Gosh...now I'm trying to think of what codename I'd pick for myself. lol

[Bullitt]

I think the Secret Service plays laser tag too much...

[classicman]

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Gosh...now I'm trying to think of what codename I'd pick for myself. lol

Maybe, and this is just a wild freakin guess.... Aliantha.

just thinkin out loud and all

[Shawnee123]

That is funny!

See, McCain and Palin would have had to fight over Code Name "Maverick."

[ZenGum]

I'm still trying to figure out what the weirdest part of this is.

A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.

Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday. .

Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

He was convicted and fined $600.

[ZenGum]

My city's paper deals with the big, important, serious issues.

War medic confirms Adolf Hitler only had one testicle
AN account from a German army medic has confirmed that Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.
Veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down but the document has only been realeased now, The Sun reports.

Mr Jambor died aged 94 in 1985, but the secret he told to priest Franciszek Pawlar was backed up by Mr Jambors friend Blassius Hanczuch.

He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

“For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

“They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’.

“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?'"

Mr Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Mr Jambor began to suffer nightmares and blamed himself for saving Hitler.

There has long been suspicion that Hitler only had one testicle and the topic has been the topic of many British songs, a common example being:

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is on the kitchen wall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.

[classicman]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

I'm still trying to figure out what the weirdest part of this is.

The Jack Russell terrier.