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Did someone say free pussy?

[BrianR]

For the record, Russian punk music is much like a cheese grater to the ears.

I still support their absolute right to make such noise even so. As long as they aren't harming anyone in the process. Other than deafening them of course.

If you listen to what little of their "music" is to be found on youtube, you will note that the performers are flogging, er, playing a couple of guitars and "singing". Also note that although no drums are ever visible, drums can clearly be heard in the sound. Inviso-drums? Always wanted a set of those!

Love

Pam

[BigV]

Arkansas medical examiner rules death of handcuffed suspect a suicide

(CNN) -- The Arkansas medical examiner has ruled the death of a man shot while handcuffed in the back of a police car as a suicide, the state crime lab announced Monday.

Chavis Carter, 21, died July 29 while in the back of a Jonesboro, Arkansas, police car. The police report from that night shows officers detained Carter after learning there was a warrant for his arrest in Mississippi and searched him twice before leaving him handcuffed in the backseat of a patrol car.

"At the time of discharge, the muzzle of the gun was placed against the right temporal scalp," the crime lab's report states.

Police said they discovered a .380-caliber Cobra semi-automatic pistol when the found Carter's body slumped over.

What the fuck?

The cops searched him, twice. They found his marijuana, but not the pistol he was able to reach, while handcuffed and put in the back of the squad car? There is something seriously wrong with what happened here.

[BigV]

and in more yes-it's-true-how-the-hell-could-anyone-make-this-shit-up news

Delaware day care workers accused of running toddler fight club

Somebody talked about fight club.

Three Delaware day care employees have been accused of encouraging toddlers to fight each other while the children were under their care.

CBS Philly reported that Tiana Harris, 19, Lisa Parker, 47, and Estefania Myers, 21, employees of the Hands of Our Future Daycare in Dover, were arrested after a cellphone video emerged of them allegedly encouraging two 3-year-olds to fight in an organized battle.

wait, can I palm their faces instead?

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Originally Posted by BigV

...wait, can I palm their faces instead?

I think we should hold their heads under water...for just a little while.

[ZenGum]

I know who we should send to arrest them.

[Sundae]

I'm not even going to post it because I don't want to tread on your unspoken joke.

[ZenGum]

No more than 15 minutes, ok?

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Works for me.

[Sundae]

I'm so cat-centric, all I want to do is cuddle that poor baby.
Hmmmm. When I think of the damage domesticated and tiny Diz does to me on a weekly basis I probably should be sectioned.

[Lamplighter]

You gotta give Martin some credit for the pun...

[ZenGum]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/s...-1226458052248

The SA couple may be the first to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex.

On Sunday night, Ms Angel, 34, allegedly the loudest, was issued with an emergency Environment Protection Order by police.

The 72-hour order required her to cease "emanating any and all environmental nuisance" including "screaming, loud moaning, swearing and raised voices".

Despite the order - issued at 7.30 Sunday night - police were called back early Tuesday morning. Ms Angel and Mr MacKenzie were fined $315 for breaching Sunday's police order and again warned to be quiet.

At 3.30am, police were called again, after a further complaint about their noisy sex.

This time the couple was arrested after being woken by officers and taken to Sturt police station, formally charged and given police bail to appear in Adelaide Magistrates Court next month.

[footfootfoot]

I had to see what the world rockers looked like.