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Old 02-21-2009, 06:49 AM   #1
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*chuckles*

"Brutally murdered by (post it note) ticks."
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Old 02-27-2009, 04:59 PM   #2
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asciimation wars
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Old 02-27-2009, 05:10 PM   #3
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Shawnee and I were separated at birth. She's the bad one.

Hey shawnee. Have you seen a paradoxataur around?

Demetri Martin:
The thing about paradoxataurs that has bothered students of logic:
If you think it exists, it doesn't. If you don't think it exists..it does.

Or something like that........I can't find the link.......lol

He gave up law to become a comedian. That's also funny. lol
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Old 02-27-2009, 05:21 PM   #4
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I like this email interview.
His sense of humor is a lot like yours, Cic, which is like mine, which is like...(several other dwellars.)

We must make him join!
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Old 03-01-2009, 10:25 AM   #5
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Old 03-08-2009, 09:37 AM   #6
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http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/02/...by-greek-gods/

funny ad-libs.
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Old 03-08-2009, 11:01 AM   #7
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Bruno Torf sculpture garden.

http://www.hemmy.net/2008/05/02/brun...antasy-garden/
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Old 03-11-2009, 09:10 PM   #8
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I found this http://www.myconfinedspace.com/?attachment_id=69953
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:21 AM   #9
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Where did they go?

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2...-explorer.html

A great interactive map of the US, showing where the immigrants settled from 1890 to 2000. Click on the country they came from in the box, then move the slider along the timeline.
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Old 03-16-2009, 11:33 AM   #10
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The 20th Anniversary of the Internet. Scroll down to see Sir Tim Berners Lee presenting the concept of linked data.

Listen to him, and then do what he says. This guy invented the internet! (No, really. I'm serious. He really did.)
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:02 PM   #11
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need new operasting system plz

Didn't like that one? Okay, here's another project for you:

Quote:
I need someone to program me a new OS (Operasting System) that looks different than Ms Windows XP etc. but has the same style. It does not need to run on a mac but all the other PCs. It's supposed to have a stylish look with clear edges etc. And ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A REDESIGNED WINDOWS as I'm going to sell that operating system later on.
These are some important points :

It should have ALL THE FEATURES that Windows Xp Professional has.
ALL the files that run on Windows XP ust also run on the BlueOrb OS.
It must have a very user-friendly interface (like MS WINDOWS XP)
When it gets Installed, the user needs to insert a serial number.
It HAS to be HACKER SAFE!
It must be quick and good looking.
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it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:10 PM   #12
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Oh, I did that yesterday morning. Maybe I could sell it to them.
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:33 PM   #13
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I wonder how he determines where your code will fall in the "$ 20-100" range.
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it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:26 PM   #14
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http://www.pornfortheblind.org/ (NSFW)

This website has audio clips which describe the features of various porn sites for the visually impaired.

You really can find anything on the Internet.
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:02 PM   #15
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Everything you should have seen by now.

I saw a few things I had missed.
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