Cellar Secret Santa - Page 11

Clodfobble · 12-11-2007, 04:32 PM

You can add another one to the "sent" count monster, mine went out today.

monster · 12-11-2007, 05:23 PM

excellent 9/20, nearly halfway there...

2/20 received

1/20 opened

anonymous · 12-12-2007, 07:10 PM

It was suggested I not do this, but without some humor, what would Christmas be like?

Dear Secret Santa Giftee. 12/7/8/9/07

Warning this product was processed in a redneck facility that might process nuts.
So be advised about the Pecans and Almonds. Some of the toasted pecan might be a little over toasted. Eat it or spit it out, and get over it.
Processor is in no way libel for use or consumption of enclosed crap. LLC and such crap.

(Note) Any dark spots in white candy might be from pecans, flyshit, or I spilled my snuff.
Rest assured that the pieces that fell on floor were not sent to you!

The "cock." I just ran into that, maybe cause of some post. Honest, I didn't go hunting one.

Gift wrap. Sorry your sol. Don't do wrapping, ironing, or windows.

Pay no attention to the age restrictions on the puzzles. Do your best. Should be two, but if cock is broken, just think of it as three. K?

No Nutritional Facts Sheet! I really hope the USDA doesn't hear about that.

Now that I'm over the BS. Maybe.

May I wish you and yours great holidays and a very large new year.

Secret Santa Giftor or Gifter?

PS! The picking up, cracking, picking out, and toasting the pecans put a serious dent in my beer drinking time. SO enjoy. Should I think of anymore BS, I'll PM ya as anonymous.:p

LJ · 12-12-2007, 07:20 PM

hmmm...i wonder who could have written that? /sarcasm

LJ · 12-12-2007, 07:26 PM

wait....was that posted by the anon recipient(quoting a note that was enclosed?), or in advance, by the anon sender(by way of explanation)? while the writer is obvious, i cant tell who posted it.

classicman · 12-12-2007, 08:26 PM

That has to be one of the best disclaimers EVAAARRRRRR

xoxoxoBruce · 12-12-2007, 10:55 PM

Agreed.

LabRat · 12-13-2007, 08:58 AM

My gift was ordered yesterday, has been processed, and should arrive on my recipients doorstep in 6-10 business days.

monster · 12-13-2007, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

My gift was ordered yesterday, has been processed, and should arrive on my recipients doorstep in 6-10 business days.

uh-oh, there's only seven business days until the 25th! Somebody better take a whip to rudolph....

Clodfobble · 12-13-2007, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LJ

wait....was that posted by the anon recipient(quoting a note that was enclosed?), or in advance, by the anon sender(by way of explanation)? while the writer is obvious, i cant tell who posted it.

I would guess it is a quote from the recipient of the gift, because of this line:

Quote:

Originally Posted by anonymous

It was suggested I not do this, but without some humor, what would Christmas be like?

Anyway, I agree, that's got to be the best Christmas letter ever written, and I'm glad we were allowed to share in it.

anonymous · 12-13-2007, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Anyway, I agree, that's got to be the best Christmas letter ever written, and I'm glad we were allowed to share in it.

Thanks CF. I enjoyed pecking it out.

monster · 12-14-2007, 08:21 AM

So my super-conflabulated scientific gift tracking device tells me:

14 sent, 3 received, 1 opened.

That's 6 slackers! We know cic is one of them (

) -the other 5 need to get a move on or I'll name and shame.....

LabRat · 12-17-2007, 12:42 PM

Add my name to the gift received pile.

The box is re-closed with hot pink duct tape. That rocks.

zippyt · 12-17-2007, 05:05 PM

received

monster · 12-17-2007, 05:12 PM

So that's 15/20 sent

6/15 received (is the post office or rudolph eating these things? some of them have been in the ether for some time......)

2/6 opened

12-11-2007, 05:23 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	excellent 9/20, nearly halfway there... 2/20 received 1/20 opened __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-12-2007, 07:20 PM	#4
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	hmmm...i wonder who could have written that? /sarcasm __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

12-12-2007, 07:26 PM	#5
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	wait....was that posted by the anon recipient(quoting a note that was enclosed?), or in advance, by the anon sender(by way of explanation)? while the writer is obvious, i cant tell who posted it. __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens Last edited by LJ; 12-12-2007 at 09:25 PM. Reason: dropped an e

12-12-2007, 10:55 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Agreed. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-13-2007, 08:58 AM	#8
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	My gift was ordered yesterday, has been processed, and should arrive on my recipients doorstep in 6-10 business days. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

12-11-2007, 04:32 PM	#1
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You can add another one to the "sent" count monster, mine went out today.

12-12-2007, 07:10 PM	#3
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	It was suggested I not do this, but without some humor, what would Christmas be like? Dear Secret Santa Giftee. 12/7/8/9/07 Warning this product was processed in a redneck facility that might process nuts. So be advised about the Pecans and Almonds. Some of the toasted pecan might be a little over toasted. Eat it or spit it out, and get over it. Processor is in no way libel for use or consumption of enclosed crap. LLC and such crap. (Note) Any dark spots in white candy might be from pecans, flyshit, or I spilled my snuff. Rest assured that the pieces that fell on floor were not sent to you! The "cock." I just ran into that, maybe cause of some post. Honest, I didn't go hunting one. Gift wrap. Sorry your sol. Don't do wrapping, ironing, or windows. Pay no attention to the age restrictions on the puzzles. Do your best. Should be two, but if cock is broken, just think of it as three. K? No Nutritional Facts Sheet! I really hope the USDA doesn't hear about that. Now that I'm over the BS. Maybe. May I wish you and yours great holidays and a very large new year. Secret Santa Giftor or Gifter? PS! The picking up, cracking, picking out, and toasting the pecans put a serious dent in my beer drinking time. SO enjoy. Should I think of anymore BS, I'll PM ya as anonymous.:p

12-12-2007, 08:26 PM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	That has to be one of the best disclaimers EVAAARRRRRR

12-14-2007, 08:21 AM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So my super-conflabulated scientific gift tracking device tells me: 14 sent, 3 received, 1 opened. That's 6 slackers! We know cic is one of them () -the other 5 need to get a move on or I'll name and shame..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-17-2007, 12:42 PM	#13
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Add my name to the gift received pile. The box is re-closed with hot pink duct tape. That rocks. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

12-17-2007, 05:05 PM	#14
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	received __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-17-2007, 05:12 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So that's 15/20 sent 6/15 received (is the post office or rudolph eating these things? some of them have been in the ether for some time......) 2/6 opened __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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